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- A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is bigger than the barbecue!" With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yep, I was right... your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The wife chose to ignore the husband. Later that night in bed the man was feeling a little frisky. He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushed him off. "What's wrong?" he asked. She answered, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?!" -

- Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he Hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE... UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did you go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!" -

- A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...

"I would have gotten out today." -

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Yes today is the infamous 20th day of the 4th Month. For all of you complete retards April 20th @ 4:20 pm is the National Weed Smoking Day. I don't know who started this but it had to be a stoner. It seems like their are as many weed site as drinking site now. Check out Chronic Club as a prime example. Its a website for marijuana enthusiasts. Marijuana gets more keeps getting more popular. Everywhere you go you hear people saying "I smell weed you smell it?" I don't know if it will eventually become popular and will eventually become legal to some extent but its definitely present in many places. Its used for medical purposes, alternatives to getting high and getting a drunk feeling without the hangover. People have their own rituals, pipes, bongs, hookahs etc. to smoke out of but its always a social gathering when you know people are smoking. Whatever you hear about it everyday with people getting busted for having pot on them while driving in their car or they get busted in their house with all kind of narcotics. You know what show is great and is still on the air. COPS. Show is fucking hilarious. They always have the most stupidest cracked out heroin ass mofo's on there. They get pulled over and say "I don't have anything on me" then what do they find drugs in their shoes drugs in their wallet the list goes on. They they claim that the shit wasn't theirs and it was their friends. Yeah bullshit I think the cops have heard that excuse before. The New Orleans one's are great they always set people up during Mardi Gras for prostitution and public drunkenness. The show never gets old. All of us drinking sites have to stick together we all have the same goal in common. So check out College Party House.  Happy 420 everybody and remember if your not choking your not smoking.

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Here is a little article about identity. We here at BOD have someone who if you pay any attention to this site knows a little to much about everybody. He always posts in the Shout Box but never declares his identity. Well technology is great now a days and you can pretty much track what someone does on the internet. Every time you access the internet you are given an Internet Protocol or an IP some change some stay the same. These numbers can tell you something's about a person and where they are accessing the net to view your site. If you make any comments that are deemed threatening they can easily be recorded. As things on the internet are stored most of the time. It would be so easy to report such a person to the proper authorities and have their internet service shut off or be fined. If you don't think this can happen it happened to me already and I had the cops show up at my house and question me about something that wasn't mine but was under my name. Anyway fighting on the Internet is the stupidest thing. No matter if you think you won. You are still retarded for doing it. Hiding your identity without anybody knowing is not really hiding. You are a bitch for not saying who you are and talking shit about people. Everybody is getting sick of your shit and if you don't stop I will put and end to all the harassment. This site is intended for many other things and not to be a constant bitch fest. You want to leave a comment email me and we shall discuss things but don't write shit for everybody to see. If these bitch ass comments keep happening your comment will just be deleted. If you don't like the way the site is run or the people that are on it go to another site. Apparently you are because you make comments all the time about people so from all of us here at BOD we would all like to say EAT SHIT.

You cannot hide anything on the internet now a days. People's site's get hacked and as do their computers. Hackers get better and better and are more powerful with each year. These hackers cause billions of dollars a year to peoples computers and businesses. Also spammers are taking the internet by storm. I don't get why a person would want to do this to a suspects computer. Once the spam is made you are just starting the process. You are also going to receive the same shit and have to deal with the same shit. I have seen this article about scammers also. This guy researched a lot and scammed the scammer for over 10,000 that is the shit I like to read. Or people getting caught for making virus' and aware. Why would you want to make one of the greatest inventions ever a shit whole full of spam and all that garbage. Ad's are totally different, all the ad's or anything you see on this site helps BOD out. By clicking them or by buying stuff. Buy Our Stuff it helps the site out greatly and gets our name out for all you fans who don't have merchandise.

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I know everyone loves free stuff. But what is better than free alcohol and free alcohol related gear. I find it every time I go out there is a beer or liquor company promoting their products. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. They usually pick hot women to market their products to young men. What's better than beer than a hot girl trying to give you free beer. Well free products to go with the free drink you just received. The marketing people that work for these companies must have to think real hard on how to promote their products. Beer sells it self pretty much. You just have to get the name out their and people will drink it. Like Bud Light, I am willing to bet you it was almost everyone's first beer to start drinking. Now their are so many types of beer around now a days there are so many choices so little time. Now their are beers that have been around longer than others but what makes them better then others. Coke use to have cocaine in it but on the can it says original formula. Now there are some things getting out of hand these fruity flavored beers. Who the hells idea was it to start selling these. When I go out I see none of these. I don't know who drinks them but I definitely don't see them around much. Now another thing how stupid is it to argue who's beer is better. Who cares what you are drinking or if you drink at all. No beer is better than the next and if it is please tell me why it is better than what everybody else is thinking. Beer is great and will always be great. People get off of work and go to their favorite drinking spot and relax with friends over a cold on. It would be kind of weird if people said lets go to sonic and chill over there and drink some milkshakes or something its just not the same. I look around today and look at all the site that are on here related to drinking. I made this site for a reason. For people to look back at the good times and say hey remember when that. It just seems that alcohol is involved in the picture. There are other things we could be doing and the things we don't have to involve alcohol, but I don't know why we base things on getting drunk. It may be because we live in the party capitol of the world. Who knows but it seems to work for a lot of people in this state and in what other state can you go through a drive thru and get a daiquiris. I Drink Therefore I Am. 

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