As you can see I changed the site a little. Got tired with the dark blue background. Everything was to dark and there was to much blue but what the hell. I like this layout and color a little better. It took some getting used to with all the navigation and shit on the right side of the site. Totally changes all the colors on all pages to give everything different look. Still messing around with things so some things might be messed up. Contact me if you find something wrong that needs to be fixed. Will do an update later Saturday.

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You Know Your From New Orleans When...

Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside

You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads

Your baby’s first words are "gumbo" and "whereyat"

You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils

When you give directions you use "lakeside” and “riverside' not north & south

Your ancestors are buried above the ground.

You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a red one to the French Quarter

You listen to holiday songs such as "the 12 yats of Christmas" and "Santa and his reindeer used to live next door"

You walk on the "banquet" (sidewalk) and stand in the "neutral ground" (area of ground between a two sided street) "by ya mommas" (by your mother's house).

Someone asks for directions and you stop and help them with a smile

You start an angel food cake with a roux.

Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.

You think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.

You think boudin, hogshead cheese, and a Bud is a bland diet.

You think Ground Hog Day and the Boucherie Festival are the same holiday.

You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.

Fred's Lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.

You have an *envie* for something instead of a craving.

You use a "#3" washtub to cover your lawn mower or your outboard motor.

You use two or more pirogues to cover your tomatoes to protect them from the late frost.

You use a gill net to play tennis, badminton, or volleyball.

The horsepower of your outboard motor is greater than that of your car motor.

You pass up a trip abroad to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge.

The four basic food groups are boiled seafood, broiled seafood, fried seafood and beer

You are asked to name the holy trinity and your reply is "onions, celery, bell pepper."

You let your black coffee cool, and find that it has gelled.

You describe a link of boudin and cracklins as "breakfast."

Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.

Your mama announces each morning, "Well, I've got the rice cooking ... what will we have for dinner?"

None of your potential vacation destinations are north of the old Mississippi River Bridge (US 190).

You refer to Louisiana winters as "Gumbo Weather."

You get a disappointing look from your wife and describe it as, "She passed me a pair of eyes."

You think of gravy as a beverage.

You greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette Regional Airport with "AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.

You learned Bourre the hard way: Holding yourself upright in your crib.

You don't know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames.

You give up Tabasco for Lent

You worry about a deceased family member returning in spring floods.

You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras throws.

You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.

You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together

Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.

You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

You like your rice and your politics dirty.

No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.

Your loved one dies and you book a jazz band before you call the coroner.

Your accent sounds nothing like Harry Connick, Jr's.

You can sing these jingles by heart: "Rosenberg's, Rosenberg's, 1825 Tulane;" "At the beach, at the beach, the Pontchartrain Beach..."

You ask, "How they running?" and "Are they fat?" but, you're inquiring about seafood quality and not the Cresent City Classic.

When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than some Super Doppler 6000.

Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.

Nothing shocks you. Period. Ever.

Being in a jam at Tulane and Broad isn't the same as being stuck in traffic.

Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your seafood platter.

You have to take your coffee and favorite coffeemaker with you on a three-day trip.

You have sno-ball stains on your shoes.

You call tomato sauce "red gravy."

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name, or your father's mother's maiden name, or your mother's mother's maiden name, or your grandmother's mother's maiden name, or your grandfather's mother's maiden name.

On certain spring days, Crawfish Monica is your breakfast.

Your house payment is less than your utility bill.

You've done your laundry in a bar.

You don't show your "pretties" during Mardi Gras.

You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.

You "boo" the mayor on national television.

You wear sweaters in because it ought to be cold.

Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."

.Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite Saint is a football player.

You suck heads, eat tail, sing the blues and you actually know where you got them shoes.

You shake out your shoes before putting them on.

You don't think it inappropriate to refer to a large adult male as "Li'l Bubba."

You know why you should never, ever swim by the Lake Pontchartrain steps (for more than one reason).

You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.

You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.

You waste more time navigating back streets than you would if you just sat in traffic.

You still call the Fairmont Hotel, the Roosevelt.

You consider garbage cans a legal step to protecting your parking space on a public street.

You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.

Your one-martini lunch becomes a five-bloody mary afternoon... and you keep your job.

You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.

You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other good places you've eaten.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Orleans.

Strange and Useless facts

More palindromes: (A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward)
"Ten animals I slam in a net."
"Madam, I'm Adam"
"Able was I, ere I saw Elba"
"Yawn — Madonna fan? No damn way"
"Xerxes was stunned! Eden nuts saw sex, rex"

The word "crapper" used as slang for a toilet, comes from Thomas Crapper who had his name printed on the front of early toilets.

A lot of Japanese and Chinese foods at the grocery story say "no msg" (monosodium glutamate) on the package, people think it can make you sick such as "Chinese restaurant syndrome", but just about everything else at the grocery store has msg in it.

83 cars are destroyed every minute throughout the world.

They used to say that you should keep your toothbrush at least 6 feet away from the toilet because flushing may project small amounts of fecal matter into the air and get on your toothbrush. Actually though, trace amounts of feces can be found on just about everything inside your home.

The average number of people killed each year by sharks...10
The average number of sharks killed each year by people...60,000,000

Amish bibles are written in German.

Portions of the German Autobahn have no speed limit and there are actually less fatalites than the same amount of drivers on US Interstates.

It is illegal to run out of gas on the autobahn.

The concrete used on the autobahn is 27 inches deep. US interstates are only 11 inches and are designed to last about 20 years.

In an emergency, the liquid inside a young coconut can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. It was done during World War II when blood supplies were low.

In 1987, American Airlines saved $40,000 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

The names of the continents end with the same letter they start with.

The US Post Office handles 40% of the world's mail. Its nearest competitor is Japan with 5%. If everyone in the US mailed their taxes in, the US post office would make about 100 million dollars just from the stamps.

Interesting Fact's take from Orsm.net

1. Two-thirds of a man's sexual system is inside his body, not on the outside.

2. Girls tend to sleep more soundly than boys.

3. Each testis has about 250 separate chambers.

4. Many more men are color blind than women. No one is quite sure why.

5. Each sperm takes between 60 and 72 days to develop.

6. Stuttering is four to six times more common in boys than girls.

7. Sperm production occurs only at about 4 degrees below normal body temperature. A higher temperature not only prevents sperm production, but kills sperm in storage.

8. The average man will spent about 145 days of his life shaving.

9. In the course of a lifetime, a man will blink about 250 million times.

10. The human mouth contains more bacteria than any other orifice in the body.

11. Men get hiccups more often than women.

12. The smallest functioning penis in medical history was just over one centimeter long.

13. Human beings have been around for only 0.0002 percent of the Earth's history.

14. Of the 22 bones connected by joints in your skull, only one can move the one in your lower jaw, which permits you to talk, laugh and chew food.

15. Most erect penises are 14 - 16 cm long.

16. If the average man never shaved, his beard would grow to the length of about eight meters.

17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

18. Penis size has no direct relationship either to the ability to reproduce or give sexual satisfaction.

19. All mammals, except man and monkeys, are color blind.

20. About 100 calories are burned during human sexual intercourse.

21. Between 150 and 400 million sperm are ejaculated on orgasm.

22. Most men require a rest period between orgasms - this can last anything from a few minutes to a few weeks.

23. Married men are twice as likely to be obese as single men.

24. Man's three-pound brain is the most complex and orderly arrangement of matter known in the universe.

25. During orgasm, a man's heartbeat and breathing rate can increase to as much as 2.5 times their normal levels.

26. One psychological study has revealed that women talk about men three times as often as men talk about women.

27. Ultrasound tests have revealed that male fetuses have the capability for erections in the last trimester of gestation.

28. 85% of the guys who die while having sex are cheating on their wives.

29. One-fourth of the people who lose their sense of smell also lose their desire for sexual relations.

30. Men usually live less longer than women. Hmmmmmmm!

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