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Finally An Update - 10/11/04

Slip N Slide Gallery Added today, Video's should be up sometime tomorrow.

BECAUSE I'M A MAN...

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of holy communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys cumin is a spice and not a bodily function)

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)... applies to engineers mainly.

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex, cars, or football. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards ... then I will certainly remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2004, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.

Look A Filling

HA HA

Funny But True

WTF?

That Sucks For the Honda

Kerry is so Athletic

Britney Murphy's Big Mouth

Shave that shit

Ill Be Back

Looks Like Fun

That had to hurt

Do you want a president that looks this retarded?

Random Facts

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
Building is an American flag.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
The word 'byte' is a contraction of 'by eight.'
The word 'pixel' is a contraction of either 'picture cell' or 'picture element.'
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
Chrysler built B-29's that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that
tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint
plant call Diamond Star.
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of
Independence Hall is 4:10.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
If you add up the numbers 1-100 consecutively (1+2+3+4+5 etc) the total
is 5050
The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South
Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber
machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded
into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it
got "the whole 9 yards."
The maximum weight for a golf ball is 1.62 oz.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Duddley DoRight's Horses name was "Horse."
Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Haley's Comet
came into veiw. When He died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again.
Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered
trademark of AT&T.
The first hard drive available for the Apple ][ had a capacity of
5megabytes.
In many cases, the amount of storage space on a recordable CD is
measured in minutes. 74 minutes is about 650 megabytes, 63 minutes is
550 megabytes.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously
Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real
brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)
Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is
number 47. Until August 7, 1953, congress forgot to vote on a
resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have
$1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without
being
able to make change for a dollar.
Only 1/3 of the people that can twitch their ears can twitch only one
at a time.
The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the PacificOcean
Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

BOD HOT LINKS

Inhalable Alcohol Cool Shit

We're Finally Evolving

OMG This Game Is Awesome

Election Erection 2004 HOT SHIT

Asians Men Guide To Dating White Women

Complete Waste Of Money

Counselor Charged In Pit Bull Attack

Macaculy Culkin Charged With Drug Possession

Democrats On Iraq

Fried Oreo Cookies

Google Totally Fucked

Man In 80's Dealing Drugs

Man Tries To Sue Wife For 5 Day Sex Denial

Check Out Super Greg

Virtual Windows Pretty Cool

Pool Party Check This Out

Nazi Holiday Camp Sold @ Auction

Britney's Wedding Band Trashed

11 Year Old Charged With Sexual Assault of 76 Year Old Woman

The Latest on Family Guy

Famous Mugshots

Green Day New Album A Movie?

Squirrels Gone Wild

Celsius 41.11 Truth Behind Michael Moore

Trooper Writes 205 mph Ticket

Mountain Dew Pitch Black

Before and After Photoshop of Vida Guerra

Body of Sara Lee Executive Found Frozen

Nude Yoga OK in San Francisco

Pimp My Ice Cream Truck

Stripper Pole Stage

Adolf Shittler

Freddy Adu Caught Drinking @ Keg Parties

That Fucking Pigeon

Man Shots Wife Mistakes Her For Monkey

Britney Spears "Faux" Wedding

You Have Got To Be Shitting Me

I Want One Of These

Paris Hilton Have Surgery NO Huh

Britney Spends Honeymoon With Mommy

Town Overun With People On Scooters

Britney Spears Is Pregnant

Jessica Simpson Had A Booby Job

WOMEN A Few Halloween Ideas

Alcohol Accidentally Served To Students

Spinners On Watches Come On

Surfer Takes Ride On Whale

The Purpose of The Bra

Do This Shit Its Crazy
Man Mistakenly Cuts off Penis Dog Eats It

Budweiser's New Caffeinated Beer

John Kerry Related To Count Chocula

Saints Suck Ass - 10/10/04

Here is the pictures from Saturdays Extreme Slip N Slide. Gathering an update now.

Same Shit Different Eternity - 10/9/04

Same Shit Different Eternity

Updated: by Antony

Hey guys it�s the A-kid again I have plenty to say so listen up.

I am sorry to all of yall looking for one of my incredibly funny and pointless updates but I have been slacking on the BOD and I need a swift kick in the ass. Also I don�t believe we have ever really introduced new comers to the site so for all noobs to the site here is your very own page just for you, Welcome!!!!

While I was bored and going through some found memories of parties when I come across the one of me and the coconut bra��.What the fuck was I thinking you think that one of my good BOD friends would have told me how I looked like a douche bag (yes, there is an e in douche) But ahh it was all for fun and I will be remembered, im thinking about Selling it on Ebay

Ok, so I have a new idea but, like all my ideas this one is totally fucking awesome, and if you don�t think so well go here, anyway some im thinking about having a BOD model contest with up to a $200 cash prize im still working on details and also a legal release form, so none one can give me bullshit about the material for the website. Anyone that wants to take part with the help or the modeling can email me

Were looking for very open-minded girls to take part because they can be as tasteful or erotic, as they want and for the girls who like to show some extra skin will be awarded with a $50 bonus. More details are on the way so just email me Anthonycthe3@hotmail.com

And give me some feed back.

And For you gamers several new games will be coming out soon better check them out:

Tony Hawk Underground2- already out in some stores

Halo2-November

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas-Oct 26

Sims2- Out already

Mortal Kombat Deception- Out already

A Bod Family reunion needs to be organized because I cant tell you when the last time we had everyone in the same room together and I cant say anything because lately I have been just as bad about not going out so as I say earlier I need a swift kick in the ass. But seriously we all miss the guys and girls up in Hammond so that needs to be done.

R.I.P

Rodney Daingerfield- for anyone with a since of humor they know that this was a funny man he died this past week after being in a coma from heart surgery so if anyone is wondering why they will see the movie �Lady Bugs� or �Caddy Shack� about 10 times a day for the next few months. Death sucks ass.

Speaking of death anyone who watches an unreasonable amount of TV has seen the commercials and the video awards all about voting. �Choose or lose� �vote or die� what the fuck are you talking about, the government doesn�t give a shit about what the population has to say, and they have the damn right not to. The only reason we can vote at 18 is because a long time ago when the country was less crap college student were very liberal and felt they should have a say so�. so they rioted until they got their way the local government could not control the amount of damage they were doing so they gave the kids what they wanted. People today are so stupid you cant even rely on people to handle a simple situation such as a fast food drive through window. (Sorry I know that was a bad example but I just had Wendy�s and the fucked up my order) Ok so back to politics so we have Bush and Kerry both have some good points and a lot of bad points. Idiots both of them now I favor the republican party but If you were watching the debate listen to Bush he sounds like he has no idea what he was talking about, ummm uhhh what yea president I mean seriously he had no composure. I have ideas and as you already know there all genius so America is going to shit, this country is like a five year old little brat who needs a good lashing across the ass. Now this might seem like a crazy idea but I think we should elect a short term Dictator some Joe Schmo to come in and only handle things involved in our own country but he only can have one single term in his life time and it can only last 2 years and then he can never have any involvement again. That way some everyday guy with reasonably good morals can clean this country the problem is who gives him the power and who can take it away. Think about it!!!!!

What the Deuce - 10/8/04

Well Howdy Howdy Fucking Partners. I'm sorry about the layout change, I was told the other one was to plain and I believed so. I made this one to add some different colors, looks better than the others. I'm sorry for the delay. I am currently adding 20 pictures to the 80's Gallery, I am also adding a video of the 80's party check it out.

That it for now, look for a full update late Saturday or Sunday.