- Posted By Jeff

New Merchandise Look

I'm thinking of a new design for the BOD Merchandise. I really can't think of anything that great. Its hard think of an image in your head then draw it up on the computer. I've been fooling with Paint Shop Pro and getting a few images out. Non of them really impress me at all. My brother is pretty good at doing shit like that. I might get him to mess with some images. He is the one who drew the AIM icon for the site. But as soon as I have an images selected I will put it up on the BOD shop. I might even say screw all this shit and go to an Image shop and let them draw something up. I might even go make shirts there or something and then ask people if they would want one then get the shirts made and sell them to whoever wanted one.

Well school is finally over for all of us here in New Orleans and depending on SLU I might be able to go to school next semester or maybe not. I am actually on academic suspension which sucks. Because if I don't make a 2.0 cumulative GPA next semester I have to take a year off of school because my stupid ness and deficiency in my studies. I'm glad school is over and going to be working for the summer. I like having money. But that also wont have any effect on me when I go back to school. Because school comes first for now.

Have a busy weekend coming up. Friday going to do something special with Ruth. Its Very Top Secret. Then Saturday I think we are gutting our kitchen out. We are completely redoing our kitchen. I hate out kitchen right now. Its the only part of the house that is outdated pretty much. I hate the way it looks and it is so 60's. But we are completely redoing it and getting all new shit its going to be awesome when it is done. Sunday I will probably relax or go somewhere that isn't my house. The Monday I have off of work so I think we are working on our kitchen again so we can have as much done as possible. They are ordering all kinds of shit slowly because they really can't agree on anything together.

Some strange facts:
The average amount of times a man will ejaculate in a lifetime, 7200, which adds up to about 14 gallons of semen.

The average US one dollar bill only lasts about 2 years before it wears out. There are 28,000 bills of all denominations destroyed each day and 38,000 bills are created each day to keep up.

30% of methane in the atmosphere is created from cow farts.

"a man a plan a canal panama" read backwards is "a man a plan a canal panama", the same is for "racecar", "kayak", and "radar".

"Stewardesses" is the longest word you can type with your left hand only, and "typewriter" is the longest word from one row of keys.

Men in the U.S. who drink alcohol receive about 7% higher wages than do abstainers, according to data from the national Household Survey on Drug Abuse (United States Department of Health and Human Services). Women who drink receive about three and one-half percent higher wages than do abstainers. They also found that the more educated people are, the more likely they are to drink.

When a woman consumes about 3-5 alcoholic drinks her 'horniness' level skyrockets to about 5 times the normal level and may start showing obvious signs of it, the funny part is that when their 'horniness' level skyrockets after drinking, it reaches a man's 'horniness' level of everyday life which we have to learn to control.

Contrary to popular Northern US belief, the highest incidence of incest in the US is in a northern state...Washington.

Porn has been around since cave men have been drawing on walls. You've all seen the cows and outlined hands in books and on tv, but they didn't show you the sexual acts they also drew on those same walls.

It's a little known fact that when the porn industry revolutionizes or make something their standard, you will use it for non porn purposes soon afterwards. You'd be amazed.

The term lesbian comes from the first recorded "lesbian" in history. In the seventh century B.C. was a lady named Sappho who liked women as well as men, she was from the island of Lesbos, thus coining the phrase "Lesbian" for which she lived.

In the bible it says that you are not allowed to eat any shelled seafood, read here for more info. I guess that means that if the bible says gay people are going to hell, so are people who eat shelled seafood. I loves me some shrimp, crabs, and lobster, oh well see you in hell.

George "Dubya" Bush paid almost a quarter mil this year in taxes, click here for more info and see how much more Cheney paid.

Top Ten ways to tell you are fat
10...You dance and make the band skip.
9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.
8...You go to the zoo and elephants throw you peanuts.
7...Your drivers liscense says "Picture continued on other side".
6...You go to a restaraunt and insted of amenu ,you get an estimate.
5...You have to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
4...Your family portrait has stretch marks.
3...People have to take three trains and abus ride to get on your good side.
2...Your nickname is HOLY $HIT!.
1...You get runs in your jeans.

Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Yell In Victoria's Secret
10... Does this come in children's sizes?
9...No thanks, just sniffing.
8...I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7...Mom will love this.
6...Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5...No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4...Will you model this for me???
3...The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2...45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
1... Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

Top Ten Things A Woman Would Never Say
10..... Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9..... Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6..... Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute!
5..... This diamond is way too big!
4..... I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow!
3..... Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
2..... Does this make my butt look too small?
1..... I'm wrong. You must be right again.

BOD Linkage:

They Should Start This Everywhere

Family Guy Sound Clips and Videos

Computer Games Make You Rich

Everybody In The Club Tipsy?

Don't We All Want To Know

Anybody Want Some Draft

Hillary Duff Subliminal

Naked Coaster Record

I'm Riding Spinners

One Serious Knife

Britney Subliminal

Queen Subliminal

Find Cheap Gas

All Skeet Skeet

Fake and Bake

Cool You Can

Bush on Bike

Buy Me This

My Salsa

  - Posted By Jeff

Emptiness

Last night sucked. Went to Bourbon Street. We got some footage on the Digital Video Camera but that was about it there were no pictures take on the digital camera.

BOD has got a new AIM icon. It was drawn but Drunk Squirrel. If you haven't seen it, it is right here to the right -->. If you want it to make it your own icon click the picture and it will ask you if you want to change your icon.

Well I'm at a loss for words so check back later.

  - Posted By Jeff

Blah

Just look for pictures in the Gallery tomorrow. Going out tonight with the digi cam and taking some pictures. A lot of people should be going out. It was Scott's B-day Tuesday and we went to Hooters. But he said he wanted people to go out this weekend and get drunk with him so the pictures should be up either tonight or tomorrow. Might be busy tomorrow with another even but they will be posted soon. For now look at this image of a kid who tried to throw rocks at some soldiers. Notice the pants.

  - Posted By Jeff

Berg Video A Fake

(taken from http://genmay.com/showthread.php?t=354134)

First of all, I know this is largely Pit material, but I feel that news of this caliber deserves the increased exposure.  Debate the topic, not the person who brought it up.

Sources for all my facts can be found at the bottom, they are labeled according to subject.

That having been said...

Many of you might remember that I started a thread on the day the video was released noting how "convenient" it was that the tape had come out, just as the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal was in full swing. Not only did this take the abuse scandal off of headlines, but it swayed public opinion back against "those fucking Iraqis".

Evidence

1) Most people replied by asserting that the execution occurred as retribution to the abuse photos that had surfaced, but you have to ask yourself - do these terrorists, who are clearly capable of brainwashing people to the point where they are willing to kill and be killed for their beliefs, really have no concept of political tact? Here they are, the whole world screaming at the US for hypocrisy and injustice over these pictures, and they perform and publish this execution right in the heat of the scandal. In other words, these masters of brainwashing and spin and deception release a video of a despicable act just as the US, their sworn enemy, is being globally grilled. Does this make sense to you?

2) Second, I wonder what the standard issue chair is at Abu Ghraib prison?

3) Is it not interesting that the wall color at Abu Ghraib prison is identical to that of the video?

4) Is it not also interesting that Berg is wearing the same orange jumpsuit worn by prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison? Sure, you say, perhaps he was kidnapped directly from the prison (as stupid as this sounds, anyway) - but then can you please explain (7)?

5) Is it also not interesting that the time codes in the video jump back and forth?

6) Is it also not interesting that Berg did not exhibit any of the convulsions that typically accompany decapitation? http://www.ahsc.arizona.edu/uac/iacuc/rodents/avma.htm I am suggesting here that Berg was already dead when the decapitation occurred (which accounts for 5). Before you go calling me crazy, please review the evidence; why did he not exhibit the convulsions that go hand in hand with decapitation (especially such an extended one)?

7) Is it not curious that the US denies contact with Berg, and yet his friends and family insist that he told them he was being held by the US? Huh? Why?

8) Another tape oddity - the men SPEAK RUSSIAN for several seconds. Not only that, but they speak Arabic with Russian accents. That's right, in the final seconds of the tape, one of the men speaks in Russian. Those here who understand Russian (and have the stomach to view that final seconds of the video) can verify this. Those who speak Arabic will be able to verify that these men speak Arabic in Russian accents.

9) Finally (the physical evidence that will convince you in case you already aren't)...
You will notice, in watching the video, that 6 times, a gold ring flashes on the hand of the executioner. What is the problem? Islam completely and utterly forbids men to wear gold rings. This fanatical Muslim, willing to kill in a gut wrenching manner, and be killed for his beliefs, is violating one of the clear prohibitions of his religion? Really? DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU?

/edit:
Two more points:

10) Nick Berg understands Arabic, but sits calmly while statement is read, waiting to be killed. Hmm?

11) One of the executioners is wearing Air Jordan's. WHAT?

/edit 2:

12) The "terrorists" signed the video, yet they wear hoods and masks. Why?

13) The "terrorists" have lily white hands.

14) The video time is in US Military English. What the hell?

Conclusion
As many has suspected, but have not had the time to build a solid case for, the execution of Nick Berg was performed by coalition interests (most likely independent Russian mercenaries) in order to dwarf the abuse pictures and sway public opinion back against the Iraqis and in support of the war by taking advantage of the emotional reaction we all experience when hearing of such an despicable act. The poor production quality (all the "curiosities" I have pointed out) of this video can be attributed to the haste in which it was made after the order was given to distract the public from the abuse scandal, and is in line with my conclusion.

Again, before you attack my conclusion, attack my evidence. No matter how crazy you think this sounds, examine the evidence objectively and please try to deny a single thing I have said. If you cannot deny my evidence, you logically cannot deny my conclusion.


Sources:

Chair, wall, time code, and :
http://www.libertyforum.org/showfla...=-1#Post1469025
http://www.news24houston.com/conten...D=28906&SecID=2

Berg was in US custody:
http://www........./2004/WORLD/meast...ends/index.html
(you'll have to copy & paste this one since genmay blocks cnn links as you know)

Gold rings forbidden by Islam:
http://www.khilafah.com/home/catego...ID=9529&TagID=2
http://www.google.com/search?q=gold...=utf-8&oe=utf-8

The execution video can be seen here (warning, extremely graphic): http://temp.eyecannon.com/iraq2vediom.wmv


PS: In other news, the video that the US used to incriminate Bin Laden in masterminding the 9/11 attacks was a fake. http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/osamatape.html Judge for yourself. I will be doing another post on this once I gather more information. Once you have made up your mind, please ask yourself why the government would want to fake Bin Laden's guilt, which apparently justified the entire Afghanistan war (where an oil pipeline is now being built, which the Taliban had refused to allow).

Anyone who has any words to say about this do so in the Forum

  - Posted By Jeff

Doc's and Glock's

THINK ABOUT THIS
A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is = 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(US Dept. of Health &Human Services)
 

Then think about this:
A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Crawfish Boil Picture's Are Posted

  - Posted By Jeff

Behind and Behead

Sorry for the lack of updates my computer has been in the shop, DVD and CD-Writer broke and had to send it off and finally got it back today actually.  The thing that sucks is when it was there HP did a system restore to my computer and erased everthing so everything I didnt backup I have to re-install or do whatever to get my computer back to normal. With final's and all also has made it hard for me to even get on a computer to anything but study or look something up. Today was finally my last day of school. No more finals all grades are being accounted for and I am done for the Semester. Now the summer. Summer is always a good time with vacations and all but the worst part is I will be working everyday during this hot humid weather we have here in New Orleans. It really sucks and it gets hot let me tell you. If you don't drink enough water you will be dehydrated so quickly. Hopefully I won't die from heat exhaustion or something. I'm sure after this weekend I will be working non stop everyday, except weekends, and not have a day off till my family and I go on vacation.

This weekend should be fun. Stu is throwing a crawfish boil in Hammond and it should be a fun filled even with beer and all the fixing's. Should take some pictures of the event.

Ok here it is if you want to see it. Its the beheading video. Click the link if you want to. If you don't want to see it don't click. It is pretty graphic and lets just say they don't leave anything out. It actually shows the head getting cut off and held up.

Click photo Below To View.

I'm not even going to say anything about this video, Except fuck them assholes. Barbaric sons of bitches. This is so fucking wrong and maybe people will realize how these people are they don't give a shit.

Above is a picture I took from Jazz fest. I am still stumped about what they are doing. They are all sitting in a Miller Lite truck with products in it (if you look to the left). Then you have some of them who instantly closed the bays. Then yet again its funny how they are behind police barricades. I don't know its just funny to me.

What kind of Bikini Bottom is that that Britney is wearing. You know they funny part is her mom is the lets in the picture. There is also a rumor going around that Britney is posing for Playboy but I saw the picture somewhere but can't seem to find it again. I think it is just a Photoshop.

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