Pictures
are finally up. Visit the
Image
Gallery to view them. It took a while but they are up and
boy did they take a long time to put up. There are almost 1400
pictures in the gallery, I did not thing I even had that many
pictures. To my surprise there were a lot more than I expected.
I totally changed the stock look of the gallery it looked pretty
funky before but I reworked the whole thing and changed all the
colors and such. You can also leave comments for the pictures
which is highly suggested because everybody wants to know what
you are thinking. Don't know what is coming up next to take
pictures for but there is definitely enough to keep you guys
entertained for a while. Thanks to all the people who took the
pictures, gave me pictures, did whatever to make the picture
gallery work.
Well after we went to Cafe Banquette for five
minutes and came to realize that you have to have a wrist band
to drink. We went to Ultimate Ink for Scott. The picture to the
right is the tattoo Scott got last night. Anthony, Ruth and I
stayed the whole
time and watched Scott go through with the whole thing. He
originally wanted to get a guitar but he couldn't find a good
picture of one at the parlor so he is getting one of his friends
to draw him up one. We got there he was taken in like 15 minutes
and then he sat down got his ankle shaved and they guy was ready
to tat his B on his ankle. It didn't take long at all, we were
there maybe an hour or so but it was great watching him get a
tattoo. Once Scott was done the guy charged him 60 instead of 70
since it was such an easy tattoo to do. Now I sure hope Scott
drinks Budweiser for the rest of his life. At least he didn't
get a bigger tattoo in a really noticeable spot that would be
pretty stupid. He can actually work with the one who has because
you know how some employers are. He is planning to get another
tattoo soon. I'll take the camera next time for the next one he
gets, I will take a few pictures of his B when it heals and it
fully cured. Till then go look at the pictures.
- Posted By
Jeff
Gay Fuckin'
I am so tired of hearing this shit about this gay
marriage controversy. I am sorry if this post offends you but
this is my opinion on the matter. Freedom of Speech. Marriage
was made for a man
and woman, not man/man or woman/woman. Now where
do I stand on fags/lesbos. There GAY. When am going somewhere
and I see some guys holding hands, kissing, hugging any of that
shit I get sick in the stomach and walk away as fast at
possible. That's just with guys though, you can call me a
homophobe but hey I probably am. Now in my eyes I see two girls
kissing it is not disturbing, but it is kind of weird in a way.
Don't get me wrong if I have to watch something with people
getting sexual, I would rather watch two girls than watch a guy
and a girl because why would I want to see what I already have.
I don't I don't want it anywhere near me. With the marriage
part, ok its great that somewhere in the USA you can marry a
person of the same sex. Its not ok with me. I have been raised
on two couples of the same different sex getting married
together. Homo's were looked down on you were a social outcast
if you were gay. Now someone came out of the closet on National
TV and now homosexual's acts and innuendos. Sometimes I walk
around drive around whatever, and I see people sporting rainbow
flags and stuff around either on there cloths or on a sticker.
This is fine, it really is, you are displaying your Gay pride.
But then reverse the roll. Let me put a bumper sticker on my car
saying Straight Pride. What do people think of me for having
that sticker. I'm an asshole and "I can't believe he has that
sticker." People not instant think that I am a homophobe. If I
or anybody sees that sticker on someone's car we think oh there
gay. Nothing else said, seen it before. Gay marriage is making
its way across the country and gays are flocking al over the
states to go get married. This is my stand, your gay great move
in together. But certainly do not adopt a kid. I look at a home
and think of a woman breast feeding and feeding the kid and all
that good stuff. Ok that is the stereotypical way that things
are done. I certainly would not want to be raised to later in
life figure out that all my friends have mommies and daddies and
I have daddy and daddy. I think that this would scar my kid or
any kid for life. Why subject a person to a life that he is
going to be made fun of. I don't hate gay people I
just think they need to realize that its getting out of hand
with all the things they they are pushing
for. Its great that they are pushing for rights for something.
But push for rights for something that
makes everybody happy. Hell some of my friends might even end up
gay. I don't care if you are in love with someone and you know
you want to spend the rest of you life with them that live
together you'll have a great time. I know
I will when I get married and move in with a female lady friend.
Just please work with us and so we can all get along. You really
don't want to get married, I'm telling you. I haven't heard of
such a thing but I would think there would be gay divorces. Just
please make it easier on everybody else and I quote Kyle from
South Park on this one "Don't be gay sparky." I am proud to be a
heterosexual, and I will get married to a beautiful wife and
have a great life with someone of the other gender. Now please
don't be offended
I am just practicing my use of the First
Amendment "Freedom Of Speech".
- Posted By
Anthony
Sense IM always thinking f sex I have fantasized about having
sex all over the country with many different kinds of people
having way to much time on my idle hands I came across laws
pertaining to sex in every state seems to me that some of these
laws seem to date back to the 20 and 30's. Look at the law for
Louisiana...sometimes IM ashamed of living here because u know
they had to start that law for a reason.
Weird State Sex Laws
Alabama
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Arkansas
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock
may result in a 30-day jail term
California
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her
boss.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is
obtained from the sheriff.
Colorado
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex
is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together
in the same residence.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide"
theatrical performances.
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless
dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
Georgia
All sex toys are banned.
The term "sadomasochistic abuse" is defined so broadly, that it
could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a
clown suit.
Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays.
The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be
nonabsorbent and smooth textured.
Idaho
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the
occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his
lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Illinois
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as
you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's
dog.
A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman.
Indiana
Oral sex is illegal.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if
the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and
is under the age of 17.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually
kiss other humans.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does
not know.
Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars
One may not receive anal sex.
Louisiana
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Maryland
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on
the Boardwalk.
Massachusetts
Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat
of their taxi during their shifts.
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
Michigan
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint
by the affected husband or wife. Furthermore, no prosecution may
take place if the offense was committed over a year from when a
complaint was made.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he
risks five years in prison.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with
his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the
act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own
property.
Minnesota
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Mississippi
Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or
having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a
fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate,
results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000
It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the
same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Montana
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other
position other than missionary style.
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
Nebraska
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Nevada
Sex toys are outlawed.
New Jersey
Cross-dressing is illegal.
New Mexico
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit
material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used
as a business.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer"
in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
North Carolina
While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and
have the shades pulled.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and
register themselves as married then, according to state law,
they are legally married.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with
double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the
space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
Ohio
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if
it offends the second person.
Anal intercourse is banned.
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while
standing in front of a man's picture.
Oklahoma
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail
and a $2,500 fine.
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to
pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing
a towel.
Oregon
It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear
during sex.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork
which depicts sexual excitement.
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city
limits.
Pennsylvania
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together
because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can
live together, without breaking the law.
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
South Carolina
Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on
Sundays.
Bitches in heat shall be confined.
Tennessee
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that
would constitute a brothel.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Texas
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or
owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate
limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation
using the eyes and/or hands.
Utah
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is
responding to an emergency call.
Only animal services officials and policemen may molest animals
Virginia
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may
not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual
relations.
It is illegal to tickle women.
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
Washington
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status,
may face up to five years in jail.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a
pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
West Virginia
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it
does not exceed 40 lbs.
Wisconsin
Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden
behind the pharmacist's counter.
The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex
with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean that
women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men who
thought they were married to the woman.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
- Posted By
Jeff
Family
guys is coming out with there fourth season, they are drawing and doing the
voice-over's. The new season should be around early 2005. The funny thing is
more people are watching it by buying the DVD's after the show was on the air.
This is what made them come out with a new season. The show should either air on
FOX or on Cartoon Network like it does now. I just find myself every night
watching one episode before I go to sleep. It never get old. Its amazing how
they get away with some of this stuff that they say on national television. It a
great show because it has so many characters on the show that are from old
cartoons and shows. ex. Pee-Wee, Willie Wonka and the Little Rascals. Its
amazing how similar they are to the character on paper its very amazing.
Spring break is very confusing. First I thought we were going to
go to the Howard Johnson but someone told me that it was a bad place to stay at
and they are strict and all kinds of shit. We have already experienced that and
don't want to again. Last year we stayed at the Holiday Inn. We were all
drinking, but (this could of happened to anybody. Dave went on the balcony we
had surrounding the pool inside the hotel and next thing you know we have cops
beating down our door to get into to search our room. To there surprise none of
us are 21 and we had a pour out party. Now here is the situation this year, I
got an email telling me not to stay at this place and that is sucks and that
they are very strict about everything. They said they stayed at the same place
last year and had so many problems that they are heading to Destin. Well if you
are reading this whoever you are, don't go there unless you stay in a Condo. We
left Holiday Inn last year and went to a Condo that one of out friends had. It
was like night and day change. We could walk on the beach with drinks. Be
outside of the Condo with drinks. The cops would not even mess with us because
it was on a part of the beach were there wasn't to many spring breakers around
so we weren't messed with. I just hope we can find a place fast enough that has
a room that we can stay at, with the amount of people that we are brining. If
any body has any ideas email me
and tell me of a place where 13 people can go without getting in trouble that
much or at all. I just hate how the cops are such assholes in Florida. They fuck
with people from out of state, because they can. They hate people from Louisiana
too. They are such dicks about everything because they have people that are in
High School coming to these spring breaks and they are getting fucked and drunk
and there parental units are calling these police stations and complaining to
certain hotel owners. That is what ruins it for everybody is the people who are
under 18, who when they aren't used to being alone from there parent and they go
crazy, get drunk and then one of them dies to then all the cops have to be dicks
to the whole world. Lets see if people from Florida or any state come here
during Mardi Gras and lets see if the cops fuck with them about drinking at all.
Cops here don't care if you are drinking. If you are drinking and acting stupid
or fighting in New Orleans your ass will go to jail. But if you just drink a
little behave yourself and then you will be fine but I guess these cops don't
see this in Florida and they want to do there jobs to fuck with people who are
putting money into there economy which in return would make them more money. Its
Spring Break they know what is going on why don't they just let shit run its
course and then when things get out of hand then put you foot in. Anyway I think
we are getting shirts done for this event via this
man. We are getting them
airbrushed with a design of some sort and having all kids of shit on them and
this way we don't have to deal with shipping charges from that other company. I
think the shits will be a good idea and if any body is interested in one tell me
because I need to give this dude shirts to spray on so. Think quick if you want
a shirt, because we only have like 3 weeks or less until spring break and it is
coming fast. So we need to conclude our plans about this trip with everyone
everybody needs to get money and we need to book this damn room. Its just that
everybody doesn't know if they can take off of work or get the money. What kind
of insurance it that, not good to me at fucking all. So lets get on the ball
with this people. If you have any idea on where to stay any condo or hotel
please let me know because we are so desperate.
Yesterday Ruthless and I along with my dad went to my hunting
camp. It was crazy we got there at dark unpacked some shit and then went for a
night op. Well we are in my dads truck riding around we didn't see one single
animal till we hit a group of cows. We approach them and they all move except
for one. This crazy mad cow decides to run back in forth in front of the truck.
Well we are saying to our self's what is wrong with this cow. Then the mad cow
makes a move for my dads truck acting like he was going to hit the truck but he
stopped inches before hitting the truck. It would have been so crazy if that cow
would of hit the truck. It was something that you would see on the discovery
channel or something about animals hitting your truck and shit like that. Anyway
the next day we woke up and took a ride all over the area on the four-wheelers.
It was fun I love riding those things. I have all kinds of pictures from riding
around and stuff. I'm amazed on how many I took I will post them later.
My pictures have a problem this gallery that I am using has a
problem and needs to be fixed well I am in the process of doing so. So when all
is said and done the pictures will be on here as soon as possible. The way I was
doing things before took to long so I am going to wait on all of this to
complete sorry for the inconvenience and my laziness.
- Posted By
Jeff
Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody. Hope everybody wore there
green today. If not I hope you were pinched, hit, whatever. I wanted to drink
some green beer somewhere but
didn't get the chance to so.
Finally the site is coming together. I finally put the new layout
up last night. I designed the layout pretty quick only took me about one night.
For some reason I made everything blue on the page, this is mostly because I
love the color blue and like the way it looks. If the screen doesn't fit right
adjust you monitor resolution to a high
number. You should also have your text on size medium if you use
IE also. I'm slowly adding things on to the site like the Guest Book and the
Forum. I should have the picture gallery set up pretty soon working out some
bugs with the install. I switched my hosting plan this plan is so much better
and should never exceed bandwidth or
anything like that. The hosting before was using a Plesk server
now they switched over to Cpanel which is a totally better. So with all this in
mind the pictures from past events should be up pretty soon because it is easier
to upload and work with things.
Its official we are going to Panama City Beach, Florida for
Spring Break. The Bunch of Drunks crew is going from April 11-17th. We rented
rooms in the Howard Johnson. This bitch is nice
check it out. The best thing is its next to
Club La Vela and
Spinnaker's,
two of the biggest clubs in Florida. If you are interested in going contact me
some kind of way, there are enough places on the site find them. We are going
for a whole week and its going to be off the chain. I just love going to the
beach and now I get to go with my friends, relax, have a good time, and just
enjoy the time we have off together. We will probably be drunk most of the time,
but hey its spring break who isn't drunk or trying to get drunk. It is going to
be a kick ass time. I can't wait to go. We should have like 10 or more people
going to it will be an adventure.
Ruthless and I might be heading up to out hunting camp in St.
Francisville its near Angola state penitentiary. I am going up there to help my
dad move some shit around because the Mississippi River is getting ready to peak
and its going to put a foot of water or more on our property. It should be a
good time because all we do when we go up there is eat and ride around on four
wheelers and shoot shit. Its kind of crazy the way you have to get there but I
love going up there because there is nobody around for miles. We have to move
some of our shit that we have under out camp or it will just float away with the
water and we will never find it. So we have to go up there but I'm always down
to go up there. Sometimes its great we go up there and we go raccoon hunting at
night. Its great you get a q-beam and then you shine it in the trees looking for
eyes shining then you pop the little suckers with a .22 caliber rifle (don't
want to make to much noise). The main reason we kill them is because they come
on our camps and steal our stuff and eat our garbage.
Check back later tomorrow for another update, I'm busy right now
doing homework. Yes I am doing homework write it down in the history books.
- Posted By
Jeff
