- Posted By Jeff

The 4th

For any of you who don't already know and are looking for somewhere to go on the 4th of July. There is a party at George Wall & Joey's which are right next to each other. Which is in Harahan on Carolyn St. Right at the stop sign for you all needing directions. This is going to be a kick ass party. Of coarse there is going to be drinking involved. Keg's will be provided along with Crawfish. Not sure about how many people have fireworks, but we definitely need some things that go boom. Just a little update to let people know what's going on. For more info call someone who might know.

Also About Bod Crew Updated along with some things on this page.

  - Posted By Jeff

 Hurts like Burns (HIM)

I went camping last weekend. Fun and all then come back and bam I have poison ivy and a major ear infection. This whole week has been miserable. I finally went to the doctor today and got some eardrops they haven't really helped. I am felling that this weekend is going to suck and I am going to be bed ridden. My ear hurts so bad. Its like a knife is in my ear stabbing my ear drum. I've been having this ear infection since Tuesday and it keeps getting worse. Hope I get better.

July 4th is coming up and there isn't much talk about what to do. I've heard that people are going to Forrest's but you know what I hate going places that I am not invited to. Also I don't think Granny wants all those people that we associate with. We need to come up some ideas. What really sucks is that the 4th is on a Sunday. I'm feeling a hangover @ work the next day. Oh well not like any of us haven't pulled that before. If you have any ideas please contact me. Or if you don't want to write ideas on the tag board of forum

Below is a picture I found, I love it. Soft Drinks Will Kill Your ass.

This is an awesome idea. People should sell those here.

Old Coke add (not Fake)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either
against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat
on the other side of! the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a
gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a
government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I
say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 'other
side'. That's what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say
we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it 's life
long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES

I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook,
and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE

I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS
THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much
rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

BOD Links

You Gotta Be Shitting Me

Superman!!!

Maxim and Stuff $10
How Much  Is Inside a Keg?

Peter Pan In Purple (gay)

Crikey! Croc Hunter In Trouble

Olsen Eating Disorder

Cut Your Damn Hair (Gotta Stink)

Britney Mom Hits Photographer

Great Advertising (Sex Sells)

Want to Build a Kegerator?

One Night In Paris

Queer Eye For The KKK Guy

Pac Man History

  - Posted By Jeff

Carbs
 

Carbs all the damn carbs everywhere. It seems like every company is coming out with or advertising with low carbohydrate products. Coke came out with C2 there version of a low carb soda. What the hell is the problem with people. Everybody is advertising all this hoopla. Fuck eat what the hell you want. I know a bunch of other people that are on the Adkins diet or have tried it. They have lost some weight and looking alot better. You are so limited to what you can eat on these diet. You cant have breads, pasta's, rice etc.. I know damn well that me being Italian could not give up pasta. The thing is from my opinion is that you lose all the weight but you still have excess skin. Where you lost all that weight there will be nothing but weight loss. You have to tone your muscle and work out so that you can tone you body to look they way that you desire. I have to admit I watch TV alot and seeing about 15 minutes of a show and 15 minutes of commercials most of them are advertising for low carbs or no carbs. I know some people are using this method because it seems to be working for alot of people. That's great more power to you. Look around this world look at all the people that are overweight in this world. Obesity is overcoming the world, it is getting worse and worse. Don't some people realize that there is a solution to cut back on how much that you weight. There are also all kinds of pills that can help you ex. Trimspa and Hydroxycut. These may help but those pills are great when you are taking them they will help but as soon as you get off of them and stop working out bam there is the weight back on your ass. I guess they point is that some people have the motivation to get the body that they dream of, but nothing comes cheap and everything that you do to keep yourself skinny or to lose weight will cost you. Just choose your money wisely and don't just buy a product that advertises that is is low or no carbs. Your body somewhere down the line needs carbs. We are in a definite carb era and to all those trying to loose the weight good luck and let me tell you the best thing to do is to stop eating.

Stu I know how you love Eminem here is a pic of his ass @ the MTV Movie Awards.

Also found this pretty interesting. (Paris and Carmen Electra)

Funny Pictures

World's Biggest Sandwich

Nail Gun Malfunction OUCH

Follow the arrows

--> Victoria Secret Revealed <--

BOD LINKS

Sharpie Experiment

Best Invention Yet

Peter Pan (Gay)

Lohan Nip Slips

Tin Foil Prank

Fro Shizlle

Porn Idol?

Say What

Jive BOD

Not Safe

WTF

  - Posted By Jeff

Footage

Scott has been filming like crazy recording everything that he can and he has got some pretty decent footage. I am slowly going to be adding them to the new video section to the site. They will probably be clips of BOD doing what they do best. There are some stupid shit on there but most of the stuff is actually funny and will add to the numerous amounts of photo's we already have on the site. All the videos will not be BOD videos they will also be some videos from around the internet.

Not in the mood to do a full update. Will do a full update later this weekend. For now here are some pics and click here if you are still interested in the ongoing drama going around this world with some people.

  - Posted By Jeff

Doesn't Matter

I was asked to post this on here from numerous numbers of people. Since everyone has there side to a story. And everyone has an opinion just like everybody has an asshole. Well here is the story.

"Since Sparkley.net doesnt have enough nuts to post the truth about Austen's birthday...we will gladly do it for them. Ladies and Gentlemen of BOD.net...here is the infamous DELETED...correction...TWICE DELETED message from Sparkley.net"


Sparkley.NET LOG
Previewing your Comment
What, you don't want everyone to know what really happen the other night at TJ's cause you wont post what was put up earlier. Its funny how you only want everyone to know what your side of the story is and what you want them to think.
Well lets start off by how you were bitching and moaning that your ex was getting into Banquette and that you were mad at Austen for not keeping him out of there, since he is suppose to do everything for you. You started all the crap that night because you were too busy bitching at Austen because Jessie was getting into Banquette when Austen and Jessie do not have a problem with each other. The entire bullshit drama that went on that night stemmed from your bitching about your ex-boyfriend.
That leads to the second thing. You got all pissed off because one of his ex's was there that he is still friend with and you were all pissed off. You because jealous and enraged that she was there and that another one of his ex's might be showing up and all. Well, if they are friends then there is nothing wrong with that. Sorry if you are too insecure with yourself to be jealous of his ex's.
The this also leads to the fact that you kept throwing his drinks away during the night. This leads to the point that alcohol had nothing to do with him that evening because half of the drinks that were given to him that night you threw away because you were pissed off cause he didn't wan to talk about the bullshit about Jessie on the night of his 21st birthday. This also leads to the point in which you forgot to mention that you were not letting him hang out with his friends at all that were there to celebrate his birthday with him. You wanted the night to be all about yourself and not let him hang out with his friends who were there to celebrate with him. Sorry the world DOES NOT revolve around you.
You also did not mention that you grabbed him from behind by the collar and pulled him backwards away from his friends because you were pissed off and almost knocked him to the floor. Which then led to Austen having the bouncers remove you, not you leaving on your own free will. But you were right, you were causing a scene.
But then you also failed to mention that you threw a drink in Austen's face outside. For that I do not blame him for not wanting to talk to you, especially since you damn near ruined his 21st birthday.
Te only person that was making an ass out of themselves that night was you, not Austen. But you cant seem to want everyone to know that you were the one that cause all of the crap and bullshit that night because then you would look like the asshole then and not Austen. You really think that by putting things about him on the website he's going to want to take you back at all, NO. The last thing he wants is to have his business put up on the Internet. Plus no of his friends that were out Wednesday night can give a shit now, especially after what you did to him.
Once you were out of the picture that night everyone had a blast at Banquette because you were not there to be a bitch and keep him from having fun like he wanted to, especially when you were there being a true bitch. I guess the jealousy and Th. immaturity finally showed through and your true colors came out. Well, I am sure you wont post this one either because it would show everyone how much of a bitch you truly can be and then you might lose whatever audience you have.

Posted by Doesnt matter at June 4, 2004 09:49 PM

  - Posted By Jeff

Ho's and Hor's

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our garden."

:: Alcohol HOROSCOPES ::

ARIES

Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

Trademark cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea Breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.

Drinking buddies
Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O'Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon

TAURUS

Drinking style
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaller -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Trademark cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack Daniels and Coke or whiskey sour.

Drinking buddies
Cate Blanchett, Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz, William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger

GEMINI

Drinking style
Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

Trademark cocktails
Easily bored Gemini's need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- make some home-infused anise vodka as a gift.

Drinking buddies
George Bush Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett, Boy George, Allen Ginsberg, Angelina Jolie, John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue, Morrissey
 

CANCER

Drinking style
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favourite Cancer. Even your second-favourite Cancer will do.

Trademark cocktails
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grand pappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

Drinking buddies
Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Sean Hayes, Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William

LEO

Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

Trademark cocktails
Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of drama ends itself to a kir royale, of course.

Drinking buddies
Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol
 

VIRGO

Drinking style
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

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Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything – from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've found it, however.

Drinking buddies
Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin

LIBRA

Drinking style
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

Trademark cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it.

Drinking buddies
Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones

SCORPIO

Drinking style
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Trademark cocktails
Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Drinking buddies
Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul

SAGITTARIUS

Drinking Style
In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

Trademark cocktails
A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option, given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now, come to think of it.

Drinking buddies
The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears

CAPRICORN

Drinking style
Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.

Trademark cocktails
Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine -- or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they like the flavour of cranberry and will order a cosmo if they can handle the wait for it to get mixed.

Drinking buddies
Orlando Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin Luther King Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox, Marilyn Manson, Richard Nixon, Elvis Presley

AQUARIUS

Drinking style
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organising an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

Trademark cocktails
Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the colour electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

Drinking buddies
Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood

PISCES

Drinking style
If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.

Trademark Cocktails
Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three – though a julep will do just as well. They also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.) Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).

Drinking buddies
Drew Barrymore, Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton, Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah, Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone, Liz Taylor

Jamal is a 16 year-old 5th grader. For homework, he must use each assigned vocabulary word in a complete sentence.


Hotel
I gave my girl crabs, and da hotel everybody.
Dictate
My girl said my dictate good.

Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight last night. Man, somebody get dat catacomb.

Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, then I got no money foreclose.

Rectum
I had two Caddy's, but my bitch rectum.

Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to jail.

Penis
I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel
Jerome tried to sell me a fake Rolex. I said, "man, it look fake." He said, "bullshit man, dat watch israel."

Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.

Acoustic
When I was a young ball, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "you plan on stain for dinner?"

Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, "how much," and she say "fortify."

Income
I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife

Omelette
"I should pop yo ass fo dat, but omelette dis one slide."

  - Posted By Jeff

Drama Drama Drama

Last night was a drama filled night. I'm not going to explain it all but it was very eventful. Fist we all met up at TJ's at the same time. We all got in and of coarse Scott was the last person to enter and his license just so happened to be expired. Well he had to wait around till someone let his ass in like an hour later. Then we were all chillin at the bar having a good time. When all of a sudden the drama starts to much to explain. Well it lasted through out the night. For more on that click here. Then later on in the night Brandon (Random) Anderson showed up and well his ass is back from Iraq. The later on Ryan Mena showed up and he is out of his rehab. It was a pretty fun night. I had a blast and so did everyone else. Everyone left TJ's around 1 and then later went to Banquette.

Shout out to people in Hammond.

Below is a picture of a napkin John was carrying around in its pocket. Picture explains it all.

Austen's B-day Pictures

Austen's Video Clip (GO)

  - Posted By Jeff

Scars and Bars (Lots of Boobies)

Today is Austen's B-Day. Happy Birthday Sally. Hitting the big 21. Tonight we are going to go out somewhere and celebrate but I'm sure the big celebration won't be celebrated until the weekend.

There are more people turning 21 later in the year. I can't believe that all we are all getting so damn old. Time fucking flies and it sucks. Because before we know it the good times will be over and we will be moving on so we definitely have to cherish the times we have now.

Been searching around the net lately and found some interesting pictures. The first ones are of Lindsey Lohan and the second ones are of Britney Spears and a little wardrobe malfunction.

First off Lindsey Lohan had to have implants look at the scars underneath of her breasts in the pictures. This chick is 17 years old why get them that young. You are still developing.

More to come later now I have to go out and get drunk to celebrate Austen's B-day.