I am going on vacation so don't
expect an update soon unless I get crazy on vacation and work on
the site. I'm going on a long awaited trip to Florida for a
week. I needed it after working almost every day this summer.
Corona here I come.
Jamal is a 16 year-old 5th
grader. For homework, he must use each assigned vocabulary word
in a complete sentence.
Hotel
I gave my girl crabs, and da hotel everybody.
Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight last night. Man, somebody get dat
catacomb.
Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, then I got no money foreclose.
Rectum
I had two Caddy's, but my bitch rectum.
Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment, they gonna
send me back to jail.
Penis
I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel
Jerome tried to sell me a fake Rolex. I said, "man, it look
fake." He said, "bullshit man, dat watch israel."
Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.
Acoustic
When I was a young ball, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to the poolhall.
Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "you plan on stain
for dinner?"
Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, "how much," and she say "fortify."
Dictate
My girl said my dictate good.
Income
I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife
Omelette
"I should pop yo ass fo dat, but omelette dis one slide."
Last night I decided to be a dickhead ant create
something that I thought a few people would enjoy for a laugh.
Some people are taking this shit to seriously and need to chill
out. First off people write shit about BOD on Nicole's site and
in my and other people's defense. It was a joke. When has
anything about this site serious. People are blowing shit out of
proportion. Look Nicole is gone. Austen and Nicole need to
settle things. Beyond my control. I hope they settle things and
this shit is over soon. It's not my problem but hearing and
seeing all of this makes it. Now how did all of this come about.
I didn't mention anything. Nicole put her side of the story like
she does with everything. Whatever she says people believe. Its
retarded. People need to stay off my case or anybody's and stop
posting negative comments and get a fucking life. I have never
checked my own website so much as today because I was told
earlier that the Tag board Blew up. So I checked it and there
were all kinds of messages. I decided to delete them because it
causes shit and people will never stop commenting. Post good
about the site or it will be deleted. If you continue to post
negatively about stupid shit you will be blocked from the site
and the tag board. But the only reason all this shit started is
because of two people's differences. Maybe all of y'all should
tell Nicole to pay Austen back some money, because I even know
that Austen paid for alot of stuff. He paid for her to live,
paid for drinks when they went out, brought her to eat. He did
to much to mention and not Austen is in the wrong because was
nice and treated her to all that luxury. He helped her when she
was in a bind and look now. I'm not talking about this anymore
and if you people continue to post stupid shit on the tag board
you will be blocked from the tag board and the site.
Here are some Pictures.
The Budweiser Story (not a joke)
How Budweiser handled those who
laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001...
Thought you might like to know
what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield,
California. After you finish reading this, please forward this
story on to others so that our nation and people around
the world will know about those who laughed when they found out
about the tragic events in New York, Pennsylvania, and the
Pentagon.
On September 11th, a Budweiser
employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a
California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that
had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find
the two Arabs, who owned the business, hooping and hollering to
show their approval and support of this treacherous attack.
The Budweiser employee went to
his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting
event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those
horrible people. His boss asked him, "Do you think you could
go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item
our beverage company sells there? We'll never deliver to them
again."
The employee walked in, proceeded
to pull every single product his beverage company provided and
left with an incredible grin on his face.
He told them never to bother to
call for a delivery again.
Budweiser happens to be the beer
of choice for that community. Just letting you know how Kern
County handled this situation.
And Now The Rest Of The Story:
It seems that the Bud driver and
the Pepsi man are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him.
Pepsi called his boss who told him to pull all Pepsi products as
well!!! That would include Frito Lay, etc.
Furthermore, word spread and all
vendors followed suit! At last report, the store was closed
indefinitely.Good old American Passive-Aggressive! BUTT Whoopin'!
Pass this
along, America needs to know that we're all working together.
As
you can see the site is changed up a little. The other layout was weird and
I like the look of this one better. Even though everything is on the right.
Tuckers kind of sucked last night. We showed up
around 11 or something like that and then magically people
started rolling in like crazy. Saw so many people from Banquette
and 8-ball. I know we just started going to this bar and all.
But there is no way that it got that popular that fast. So
anyway we left there early and didn't take any pictures because
it is not even worth it. We left pretty early from the bar. Poor
Austen had to work the door. Anyway the next party at the Dance
Factory will be 80's as decided Saturday night. Check back
tomorrow with for another update.
These days it is not uncommon to have anything
done to your body to alter it in some way or fashion. There are
all kinds of expensive additives to change your look. You can
get some implants, face lift, nose job, tummy tuck, collagen
injections, the list goes on and on. Stars these days have the
money to do and and the people to do it for them. It seems like
every star has something done to them. It makes them look so
fake and some of them make the biggest mistakes of there lives.
Ex. Tara Reid. She was an attractive girl before now she had to
go get some boobies and magically they are nice but look out of
place. Lindsey Lohan is another example how do your boobs get
that big that fast it just doesn't happen. There are no telling
what stars get done today that nobody finds out about. I guess
if whatever they get it makes them happy and they keep getting
it done as they get older it won't be bad but lucky for them
they have the money. When you get older and you are old and
wrinkly just remember that your boobs still look good. It's also
amazing how celebs look without makeup. Some of them are
completely disgusting without all the powder and bullshit they
put on there face. It must be a bitch to be famous. My next
bitch is about MTV's show I want a famous face, how dumb are
these people. They go get surgery depending on what they need to
look like the celeb they want to intimidate. It is so stupid the
show is I want a famous face and only like 2 people out of
everyone on the show actually got something done to there face.
Then they have that show the Swan which they get uglies and
conform them into beautiful people. Its amazing what some people
can do with some tools and some artificial body material. All I
have to say to anybody who gets any kind of surgery to look like
someone else you are retarded and need more than surgery to
change your body.
Pics of Tara Reid's Fake Boobie's and Lindsey
Lohan Her Boob Buddy.
For many years the only Simpson's we knew on TV.
were Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. But now you have a
second season TV. star and her newly famous sister. The
Simpson's cartoon has been aired since 1989. They have 15
seasons on around there neck. That is crazy. There will be no
cartoon to ever last that long ever. The Simpson's is a name
everybody is familiar with and is very popular among teens and
some adults. They have so many episodes of there cartoon that
you would probably get tired of watching them if you owned the
DVD's and probably give up watching them because it would take
you so long to get to the end. They have had so many characters
incorporated into the show. They have a whole town. Its amazing
how they get all the voices for all the characters down packed.
Now they have a new addition infamous Simpson
last name. This young girl well not exactly young she is 19 and
following in her sisters footsteps. I want to know how the hell
she got a TV. show on MTV. How stupid can they be over there to
give this girl with no talent, no looks, no life, and most
importantly no brains just like her sister. Her show is so
pointless it is a waste of airspace. They follow her around and
she is singing in her car. Wow. I can do that too. People are
calling her Britney Spears. Come on. Well wait that will be the
next thing Britney will have a show. That would be a crazy show.
Any who how is she going to make it in her signing career if in
the first place she is walking in her sisters footsteps. I
watched one episode and she was trying to get the same line down
and it took her forever. If she had talent she would have done
it the first or second time. Don't people see this. People
please don't watch this stupid ass show anymore. It is just a
fad and MTV will drag her along as long as possible. Now I have
to say Jessica's mom has to be loving it. Both of her daughters
now instantly popular and have more money they she does. All you
see Jessica's and Ashlee's mom do is follow they around on
whatever they are doing what a life. I hope I have kids that are
like that and never have to work again because my two bimbo
daughters would support me.
Now how blonde can you be. Or as her husband say
she is just being goofy. Is this chicken or is this fish. OMG
are you completely stupid. How can people be so dumb. This is
definitely to attract people to watch her show and then people
go aww that was so cute. I can't believe she even said that she
had to "go drop some kids off in the pool", then they go camping
and you have "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag
camping?" I guess when you have that much money you really don't
give a shit and can buy another. Like there are so many dumb
blonde quotes from Newlywed's its not funny it like every show
there is something else to add to the list. I gues my point in
writing all of this is to show how a cartoon can last 15 years
and these two shows wont last nearly even remotely close to the
longevity of the Simpson's. If you are popular because of your
music please stick to that because you will probably end up suck
doing anything else. ex acting, dancing etc. So please don't
incorporate two things together in one show MTV.
Judge Suspected of
Masturbating in Court
Thu Jun 24, 4:14 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma state judge frequently
masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his
court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney
general seeking his removal.
Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed the petition on
Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of
Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct
constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation
of the Oklahoma Constitution," Edmondson's spokesman said on
Thursday.
The judge flatly denies the charges made in the petition, his
lawyer, Clark Brewster, said on Thursday. He said the judge
received a penis pump for his 50th birthday as a gag gift, which
became a source of a running joke in the courthouse.
"The allegations are bizarre and preposterous," Brewster said.
"Recently, some members of local law enforcement that are upset
with a number of his rulings, used this situation to embarrass
and attack him."
The judge, who was first elected to the bench more than 20 years
ago in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based
about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.
In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a
penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and
promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials
and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while
masturbating on the bench.
"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter
for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and
shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the
bench," the petition reads.
Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and
police officers called to testify in trials, said in the
petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during
trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows
on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump
sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.
According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump
under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators
it was a gag gift from a friend.
The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court
reporter after she cooperated with investigators.
Now that a weekend full of drinking and
celebrating the 4th is over. We now have the rest of the week to
recoup. If you were like most of us, you went out on Friday,
Saturday and kicked off the big party on Sunday. This weekend
didn't allow much sleep for some people. Late nights and late
night food runs made the nights a blast. Some crazy shit
happened this weekend and if you were there to catch the action
good for you if you weren't you missed a kick ass weekend and
more or less a great fucking time. Thanks to George for throwing
that kick ass party and allowing all those people to reek havoc
in and around his house. If you think about there were at the
most 30 people there and over Saturday night when the first keg
was tapped and Sunday night when the second keg was tapped there
was a large amount of alcohol consumed. Beer was not the only
thing that was consumed. There was also the first Turkey stand
complements of Jeff. The big party favor seemed to be the Jager
and Red Bull. Other favorites among people were Boonsfarm and
boxed wine. But then the night started to come to a close and
another kick ass BOD party was thrown.
