Just found out my fucking asshole landlord  taking my roommate's and my deposit from our old apt for minor damages. He can fucking kiss my fucking ass. Its amazing what technology can do. Shit I can get his full address, numbers and even criminal and civil court shit. A little piece of concrete was cracked on his not worth a shit parking slab. Well what happens when someone drives over it because some dumb fucking minority fucked up and didn't put enough fill and rebar to support the weight of a truck. Also someone while moving out cracked a little part of the ceiling a minor repair I could do it my damn self. Says he is keeping out fucking deposit and the rest of out rent money that since we moved out early we would get some money back, he is deciding to keep. So what do you do shit for brains instead of being a fucking prick you get some concrete caulk simple picked up at Home Depot or some shit like that and you fill the small fucking hair line crack on the concrete. Oh then you walk inside and caulk the small ass crack in the ceiling and put some paint the dickhead already has and you call it a fucking day at the most a fucking 25 dollar job fuck not enough to take out fucking deposit. Now this dude is going to mess with the wrong fuck one day and be sorry for being a prick.

Damn here you guys enough steam here is a picture of some people having fun in there apt.

Fuck I need a beer. You guys have a good day. And don't let your landlord fuck you in the ass.

Anheuser-Busch sells a record 102.6 million barrels in 2003

So lets do the math ...
102.6 million= 102,600,000 barrels
102,600,000 barrels x 31 (U.S. measurement) gallons/barrel=3,180,600,000 gallons
3,180,600,000 gallons x 10.6 (12 oz cups)=33,714,360,000 cups of beer.or
3,180,600,000 gallons x 8 (8 pints to a gallon)=25,444,800,000 pints of beer.
Thats almost 34 billion cups or 26 billion pints of beer.
According to the world population clock the current population of the world (Dec/8/2004) is 6,341,002,867. So that means Anheuser-Busch produced approximately 4 pints of beer in 2003 for every man women and child on the planet.
 

(Note: Facts' and Figures From workingwithpaul.com)

Here are the 5 Stages of Drunkenness

THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS
Stage 1 - Clever
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.

Stage 2 - Attractive
This is when you realize that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - Rich
This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.

Stage 4 - Invincible
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.

Stage 5 - Invisible
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.



THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UP

Stage 1 - Stupid
As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realise that you have lost not only several hours of your life but also the ability to concentrate on anything whatsoever. You are now STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.

Stage 2 - Ugly
Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom mirror first thing you are horrified to discover that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than to try and shave whilst shaking.

Stage 3 - Poor
Having crawled out of bed and got dressed you are about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it but the traces of curry on your clothes allow the possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeaway at some point. Alternatively your pocket could have been picked or you might have given the taxi driver a fifty pound note by mistake. Rationalizing that you couldn't possibly have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.

Stage 4 - Fragile
As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.

Stage 5 - Conspicuous
This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately, everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause from a great distance. Even worse, they know that they can complete your misery by making fun of you, and that you are too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE to hit them, too POOR to bribe them and too UGLY to hide.


(Note: from orsm.net)

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't...
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.
 

Bunch of Drunk pictures are up in the making for you ass's who keep bothering me about them. You want them up faster than fucking help.

I hate it when you have two things planned and you pick the one that ends up sucking major ass. Scott and I initially drove up to Hammond last night thinking that Mike's shindig was going to be this party with all these people and well we showed up and it looked like people didn't even fucking care if we were there so we went and got stamped (because its free to get into the bar before 10) at extra's and then went back to Arrin's & Mikes and slowly people were coming back from the bar then, Scott and I decided to go back to the N.O. and we went and met some people at Cafe Banquette. Well it was pretty fun showed up and Nicole was lit off her ass and took like 40 shots. Well the night progressed and more and more shots were taken and it was about 3 and I was hanging outside with Drew and Scott and I see Austen take off like a bat out of hell. The he hits Scott up and tells him to go by Nicole's car she was passed out and then we ended up leaving cause Nicole was ready to go but then I had to take Scott's truck to my house because Nicole was to drunk to drive her car so Scott drove her car. Oh yeah got 100 pictures from last night.

Last night went to Cafe Banquette, Scott and I headed out there to meet Austen then Nicole, Johnny and Drew showed up later. It was a night of many fights. They had some fights then the cops showed up and raided the place well thank god me and Scott left before the pigs raided the place. It was a pretty fun night though. There wasn't that many people there but did see some old friends, from school and shit. Also have some pics from last night that will up in the future.

Tonight is Mike's B-Day in Hammond, probably going to drive up there with Scott. We probably going to go out somewhere like Extra's or Chevy's or something. I haven't been up to Hammond for like a month so it will be fun and I will snap some picture of the festivities.

We are still looking for somewhere to get a banner for Mardi Gras  which is on February 24. But the parades leading up to Mardi Gras start 2 weeks before to there are a lot of parades to go get drunk and party at and that is what we will do. We are suppose to rent a Ryder truck for Mardi Gras day and get someone to DJ for us so we can provide people with tunes and shit we are going to be set up like a mother fucker. I know that we are going to have all kinds of alcohol and food for the MG day.  There is going to be so many pics from Mardi Gras is going to be nuts.

Aright you shits write something on the Message Boards.

What a boring ass fucking week it has been, started work again. I didn't work from Christmas Eve till this Monday. It was a pretty good break but now I am dying for money. This week is coming to and end now tom. is Friday and thank god for it because this week has gone by pretty fast and I'm ready for a slow weekend. These times after work are so boring all I have been doing is sleeping after I get home. Then it  is so hard to sleep after I take a nap that it is hard for me to fall asleep later on in the night then I am tired in the morning.

I've been doing pretty good on eBay. I've sold my old CD recorder for like $100 dollars and doubt it was even worth $150 when I bought it a couple years ago. This was before the age of computer burners. I had it hooked up to my receiver in my room and then I use to pop a CD into the recorder and have to stop and start the recording it was a bitch and then you had to finalize it which took two minutes. The worst thing was it took the whole time of a CD so if the CD was a hour that's how long the damn thing took. Well I'm glad the thing is gone and I have some money from it. I also sold a memory card for a digital camera for $25 bucks that I got for free at Best Buy. Ruth is also trying to sell something so go check it out here.

School starts back in less than two weeks which is good and bad. School = education + work = money so I mean school is less money and fuck the education but College is essential so I'm trying to get out of that as fast as possible. But now commuting is going to be a bitch, driving and going to school from 9 till 5 is going to suck major ass and I will probably sleep in most of the classes I don't know. Working three days and school on two won't be that bad at least I will have money and you get the point.

Well still working on getting the pictures up and posted, but I am lazy and put things off and plus that takes a lot of time and I don't have that much time to work on the site that much but I will eventually get to them slowly so be patient and stick with the site and find other things to do around here and tell me ways I can improve things.

LSU National Champions 21 - 14 what a game. I don't know what all you other drunks did but I went to Cafe Banquette with my baby Ruth, and met Austen, Nicole, Drew, Johnny, and Scott. Saw Joey there to which was a surprise to me but it was good times. Every time LSU scored the whole bad got free shots as many as you want it was great I had lots of fun. There really wasn't that many people in the bar but it was loud enough for it to be packed. I had my camera and Scott had Anthony's over all we probably have over 150 pictures but I will try to get them up soon I really am trying to get them for yall to look at.

Mardi Gras is in like a month and a week its on Feb. 24 and its going to be crazy. We have big plans for everything. If anyone can get a banner like a coke or beer banner so we can write the BUNCH OF DRUNKS on it let me know we really need one. This Mardi Gras is going to be one of the best. We are going to have so many people, pictures, stories because Mardi Gras is the best holiday ever. Where else in America can you walk around a city shit faced and the cops laugh at you and ask you if you are alight. Its crazy and if anybody has never been to Mardi Gras I highly recommend going.

Family guy is the shit. Its comes on comedy central at 11:30 and it is by far better than any cartoon I think it is almost better than the Simpson's or South Park.

The Christmas break is going good so far and New Years was fucking cool. Except for the fact that I was puking blood the next day and that scared the shit out of me but I guess I am alright now I don't know I've been sick for about a week now and I don't think alcohol helps one bit.

People go and write in the Message Boards they are completely empty and there for a reason for you drunk asses to talk to each other about shit. If you guys have any comments or ideas for the site go and post them in there it doesn't take that long and if people start doing it other will follow.