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Mardi Gras Day 2004.  Today being Lundi Gras, tomorrow is all out balls to the wall. We are camping out on the parade route like we do every year. It is awesome we are going to party all night long sleep for like an hour if that if you are lucky or if you are bout it you will stay up all night and party your ass off. This time only comes once a year and we celebrate Mardi Gras very very hard. We are going to have a crowd of people out there and it should be awesome. I got some pictures the other day from Endymion. Those should be up after Mardi Gras. Ill put those pictures up before any of the others. Then I will post the other pictures. Endymion was so much fun though. Me and a few people slept out on the parade route and we slept out there all night starting on Friday at like 11 we got out there and we picked out a spot right on the corner of Carrolton and Orleans. It was awesome, me and Scott set up shop and we stayed out there drinking all night and we got like 30 minutes of rest. I was up all day Friday because of work and then headed out there with Scott and we stayed up for like 2 days it was cool. I wasn't really even that tired it was well worth it thought because we got an awesome spot and we had all kinds of people out there with us. If you want to join you are more than welcome to come out there and party with the BOD. Just please bring some kind of alcohol or food because we are probably going to waste our money on alcohol. You are more than welcome to do what the picture to the right or below to because its Mardi Gras get crazy. I can't believe this Mardi Gras is tomorrow it flew by so fast and it always does. But next we have Spring Break which should be a fun ass time but we have yet to do any planning so if y'all have any ideas let me know and I will put them on the site. I am at least trying to schedule something to get things rolling. Just please people who are intesteed in going request off NOW NOW NOW. If you wait to the last minute your not going to be able to go other people are going to be requesting off too so please don't drag ass to you can join one of the greatest times of you life. I definitely had the time if my life last spring break and you won't want to miss out on the party we are going to plan. So you all who are reading this get off you ass and either come to Mardi Gras or get some ideas in your head to go somewhere for spring break. All I really need to know for SB is how many people are going and that would be a major help.

 Mardi Gras Merchandise

"Go visit Anthony at Endymion Float 5a Passenger side"

Don't feel like updating Mardi Gras is going on and I'm lazy and I don't feel like writing anything or fucking with the site right now check back later for an update. For now here are some images to keep you entertained. NUDITY ALERT (you've been warned). Now look at the pics below and admire the celebrity nudity.

(above) Veronica Real World, (below) xtina, (right) Hilton sisters

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Stupid Idiots Driving

First I would like to say that people just don't know how to fucking drive that's a fact. I see it everyday, and it drives me fucking nuts. I sometimes wonder how some people get there license's. When I got my first car I was so scared that someone was going to hit me. But now that I have been driving for a while I finally realize that people don't know how to fucking drive and will hit your ass.

I love it I drive on the Interstate and then I'm in the right lane (the lane your suppose to drive in) and I'm approaching a car in the left lane (the passing lane) and he is going slower than I am. Well then I get behind him/her and then what do they do, of coarse don't move like they own the damn left lane. People do you fucking get it come on. Traffic everybody hates it well shit drive like your suppose and it will lessen the hassle. I always disobey the speed limit by at least 10 mph, so I want people to get the fuck out of the way them not getting out of my way creates everybody else to go slower which in fact I think it might just create traffic. Duh you dumb shits, letting me go is one less car that is holding up a line of people behind me. Then when you get over into the lane you are supposed to be driving in people pass you and then you look at me like I did something wrong or I'm going way to damn fast. Damn right I am move you ass out of my way.

The next thing I love is people using there cell phones while driving. It hard to even count the number  people that I see talking on the cell phones on the road. If you can't do what the hell I explained above then what makes you think you can do it talking and steering with one hand. Put the damn cell phones down and save the conversation for later when you are somewhere where you can sit down and just talk not endangering everybody. I admit I use the cell phone sometimes when I drive but its mostly about directions or something important not stupid shit like hey " I think I am getting fat girl" who cares, drive you damn car. Especially on the Interstate when you ass will get cremated by a Semi if you don't drive like you are suppose to. I love truckers. You ever flick on a CB and listen to there conversations they are the best thing since sliced bread. They actually know how to drive watch the way that they drive. If they are speeding its probably o.k. to speed because they have ways of finding out from other truckers if they are pigs ahead. Please cut back on your damn cell phone. Sometimes I stay stead on the road with someone on a cell phone amazing because they usually drive 10 under the speed limit. Well anyway they stay on the phone for like 15 minutes what kind of phone plan do you have. I mean come on if you do that everyday, each time you get into a car you are definitely going to go over your allotted minutes.

Old people you are next, they should have a set age where you either have to stop driving or you have to go take you license test exam again. These seniors are the worst ever. You drive so damn slow, take forever to turn, take forever to do anything. Get off the road grandpa. If you can't even remember what pills to take in the morning how the hell are you going to remember where you are going or how you are going to get there at 15 miles an hour. Don't drive please you piss me off extremely. There should be a bus for old people, full of old senile folks and it should drive around and drop there asses off at certain locations. They already have homes for these people to stay in because they can't take care of themselves well there should be a way for the old peeps to go and get there drugs everyday its a new invention I call the fogies bus.

Now the next and I think final thing on my mind. Why, Why do people have to wait till the last minute to get over. It seems like every time I am about to turn somewhere I get the people that want to sneak in and turn at the last second who the fuck do you think you are asshole. Wait you damn turn alright. Damn I swear every time people do this I don't let them over and what do they do flick me off well its not my fault prick you should have wait in line. Oh then you have the people who just want to pull out in front of me while I am speeding. I just want to ram into you ass so hard you don't understand. Why the fuck I am not stupid enough to pull out in front of someone who might have a chance to run into me. I wish I had a ram on the front of my truck so I could just hit them and no damage would happen to my truck. Just to teach these stupid asses a damn lesson.

Now I know you think this is all a bad case of road rage. Well I'm not driving but that's how I feel when I am driving and I'm sure many other people do to. Sorry if I came off a little strong but once I got going about one point another popped up and they just kept coming and my anger bleed through. Well hopefully this was a lesson to you all who have no clue how to drive and if this offended you in anyway sorry you were warned by the disclaimer so suck it up and hope your not one of the above things that I talked about because you suck.

Got bored today so I made a little spring break page. Its got some info and ideas. Let me know what you think and if you have any ideas contact me.

Alcohol Abuse

INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — A Sheriff's Office sergeant was suspended for six days Wednesday after supervisors said he recklessly used his service weapon to shoot a beer keg while dispersing an underage grove party and then failed to promptly report the incident.

An investigation into the Jan. 16 incident found that Sgt. Kent Campbell, who is the supervisor of the K-9 unit, violated four different sections of agency policy when he decided to empty a keg by shooting it with his .45 caliber Glock handgun, according to a Sheriff's Office report. No one was injured in the incident.
AnthonyCthe3: "I'm sure if he had to do it over again, he wouldn't shoot that keg," said Capt. Rick Matthews. "He knows he made a mistake, and he's been with us for 16 years and accomplished a lot."

Shortly before midnight that day, Campbell responded to the scene at Michael's Grove in the 2600 block of 69th Street to find close to 100 juvenile revelers, almost all of whom had been drinking beer, according to a report.

Because of the number of people, Campbell decided not to arrest or cite the juveniles, instead lecturing them on the consequences of underage drinking, finding them sober rides home and disposing of all alcohol, the report said.

He also found four kegs at the scene, one of which was full. After a few patrons of the party failed to properly tap the keg and empty it, Campbell took the keg to a secluded spot and shot it, according to the report.

"He did it as safely as he could have done it," said Matthews, who added Campbell used a harder type of ammunition on the keg so it wouldn't ricochet.


A Four days later, a teenage participant of the party filed a citizen's complaint about the keg-shooting, prompting the Sheriff's Office investigation.

When Matthews asked Campbell about the incident, the sergeant replied he hadn't finished an incident report and left a completed use-of-firearm report on his desk, according to a memo written by Matthews.

The investigation found Campbell guilty of not using his weapon in a careful and prudent manner, failing to complete a report, failing to report a use of force and improperly processing property.

Matthews wrote Campbell should have taken possession of the kegs and submitted them as evidence.

Campbell also received a one-day suspension in 2001 after he used his squad car as a "rolling roadblock" while pursuing a suspect. The rolling roadblock maneuver, in which a squad car gets in front of a suspect vehicle and slows to a stop, is not allowed by Sheriff's Office policy.

Otherwise, Campbell has had a sterling career receiving numerous awards and letters of commendation for his work. He received the Going the Extra Mile Award after he rescued several illegal immigrants from Haiti whose boat had capsized in 1998.

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Steak and BJ's

This is the V-Day general’s younger cousin, and I’ve been given the honor to just say, “Fuck V-Day.” Valentines Day is the day when guys have to worship the ground their girlfriends walk on
(or else), and for what? So you can cuddle at the end of the day and express
deep thoughts you had to write and memorize for the occasion? It’s all good,
fun, fattening and expensive, but honestly, how many guys fantasize about
giving cards, eating a shit-load of chocolate and talking about emotions?
Luckily, us guys are almost instantly rewarded, for at the stroke of
midnight at the end of V-Day, it officially becomes Steak and B.J. Day.


The main thing is guys: remind your girlfriend(s) that you have pampered
them for the past twenty-four hours, and it’s time for some damned
recognition… and head. Essentially, men are much easier to please than
women. So ladies, you don’t have to worry about cards, flowers, candy,
commitment, or long conversations reminiscing about your relationship; just
slap a fucking steak on the grill and go down on your man while it cooks to
perfection. As bad as that might sound, it’s all in the name of fun. Plus,
guys are in NO way allowed to call their girlfriend(s): cum-catchers,
dick-suckers, hoes, cockmasters, or anything of the sort (unless doing so
gets the juices flowing).


To help those of you who have trouble putting on socks in the morning, I’ve
put together a schedule for the great Steak and B.J. Day. Here it is:

1:00 PM – Wake up. That’s right, we’re exhausted from buying stuffed animals
and being sweet. Let us sleep late. We all know about hard-ons in the
morning, right? Ladies, here is your chance to get the day started on the
right side of the bed.


 1:30 PM – Pop in a porno. It is a common fact that porn enhances
relationships (but don’t quote me on that). B.J. time.

3:00 PM – Do we have any cooks? I think it’s about time that that steak gets
on the grill; it’s not gonna cook itself, damnit.


Honestly, I don’t feel like typing up a schedule for a whole fucking day, so
just do what you normally do only add a lot more blowjobs into each
situation. Like seven or eight. Per hour.

Anyway, on a more serious note, I think it’s great that we have a real day
honoring men, and I’m not talking about Father’s Day. That’s another V-Day
Catastrophe all over again. Also, feel free to hit up the drunks on any
abnormally fun activities you and your partner will share/have shared. So
have fun, get head, don’t over/under season the steak, and please ladies,
use some tongue.

With Love and Not Too Much Sexism,
--Corey......Anthony

We got some things done today finally. Scott, Anthony and I, went to Kinko's to see if we could make a bunchofdrunks.net sticker. It was the only place open which is crazy because it was like 3 o'clock on a Sat. We also worked on the banner a little and realized the one that we have is f'n huge to we don't know what to do about it. We cleaned it off a little and we are probably going to go to Crescent City Graphics, and see what they have to offer for banners and stickers on Monday. Don't have much to say but here are the parades for this year. Check em out.

Mardi Gras Schedule 2004

Tuesday, January 6
Phunny Phorty Phellows - Streetcar route, 7:00 p.m.

Sunday, January 25
Krewe of Claude - Slidell, 1:00 p.m.

Sunday, February 1
Slidellians - Slidell, 1 p.m.
Krewe of Antony and Cleopatra - Slidell, 1 p.m.

Saturday, February 7
Bilge - Slidell, noon
Krewe of Driftwood - Kenner, 1 p.m.
Krewe du Vieux - French Quarter, 7 p.m.

Sunday, February 8
Little Rascals - Metairie, noon
Perseus - Slidell, 1 p.m.
Krewe of Pearls - Pearl River, 1:15 p.m.

Friday, February 13
Cleopatra - West Bank, 6:30 p.m.
Oshun - Uptown, 6:30 p.m.
Pygmalion - Uptown, 7:30 p.m.
Atlas - Metairie, 7 p.m.
Eve - Mandeville, 7 p.m.
Gladiators - St. Bernard, 7 p.m.

Saturday, February 14
Aladdin - Westbank, noon
Pontchartrain - Uptown, noon
Shangri-La - Uptown, 1:00 p.m.
Sparta - Uptown, 6 p.m.
Pegasus - Uptown, 6:45 p.m.
Caesar - Metairie, 6 p.m.
Olympia - Covington, 6 p.m.
Mona Lisa and Moon Pie Parade - Slidell, 7 p.m.

Sunday, February 15
Carrollton - Uptown, noon
Alla - West Bank, noon
King Arthur & Merlin - Uptown, 1:15 p.m.
Dionysus - Slidell, 1 p.m.
Barkus - French Quarter, 2 p.m.
Bards of Bohemia - Uptown, 2:30 p.m.
Rhea - Metairie, 2:30 p.m.
Mercury - Metairie, 4:00 p.m.
Centurions - Metairie, 5:30 p.m.

Tuesday, February 17
Ancient Druids - Uptown, 6 p.m.
Krewe of Morpheus - Uptown, 6:45 p.m.

Wednesday, February 18
Saturn - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.
Muses - Uptown, 6:45 p.m.
Thor - Metairie, 7 p.m.

Thursday, February 19
Babylon - Uptown, 5:45 p.m.
Chaos - Uptown, 6:30 p.m.
Excalibur - Metairie, 7 p.m.

Friday, February 20
Hermes - Uptown, 6:00 p.m.
Krewe d'Etat - Uptown, 6:30 p.m.
Aquila - Metairie, 6:30 p.m.
Knights of Jason - Metairie, after Aquila
Orpheus - Mandeville, 7 p.m.
Selene - Slidell, 6:30 p.m.
Aphrodite - St. Bernard, 7 p.m.
Pericles - Ponchatoula, TBA

Saturday, February 21
NOMTOC - West Bank, 11:30 a.m.
Iris - Uptown, noon
Krewe of Salt Bayou - Slidell, noon
Tucks - Uptown, 1 p.m.
Ulysses - West Bank, 12:30 p.m.
Endymion - Mid-City, 4:30 p.m.
Isis - Metairie, 6 p.m.
Bush - Bush, 9 a.m.
MCCA - Bogalusa, 2 p.m.

Sunday, February 22
Okeanos - Uptown, 11 a.m.
Thoth - Uptown, 11:30 a.m.
Mid-City - Uptown, 2 p.m.
Bacchus - Uptown, 5:15 p.m.
Poseidon - CANCELLED
Adonis - West Bank, 1 p.m.
Napoleon - Metairie, 5:30 p.m.
Tchefuncte - Madisonville, 10 a.m.

Monday, February 23
Proteus - Uptown, 5:15 p.m.
Orpheus - Uptown, 5:45 p.m.
Zeus - Metairie, 6:30 p.m.

Mardi Gras, February 24
Zulu - Uptown, 8:30 a.m.
Rex - Uptown, 10 a.m.
Elks- Orl. - Uptown, 11:30 a.m.
Crescent City - Uptown, after Elks
Argus - Metairie, 10 a.m.
Grela - West Bank, 11 a.m.
Elks - Gretna - West Bank, after Grela
Elks - Jeff. - Metairie, 11 a.m.
Jefferson - Metairie, 11 a.m.
Lions - Covington, 11 a.m.
Krewe of Choctaw - Grenta, noon
Skunks - Lacombe, 1 p.m.
Chahta-Ima - Lacombe, 1:30 p.m.
Folsom - Folsom, CANCELLED
New Roads - New Roads, 11 a.m.

 

Stumped for words. All I can say is go check out the MG Merchandise and order it soon if you order the cheapest shipping you prob. wont get it in time so make sure you ups ground it. It takes about a week. I'm so glad this week is over work has been a bitch and I've been tired hopefully the weekend will get better and take its damn time. I have a lot of Mardi Gras ideas anybody want to discuss them call me. I will do an update tom but I'm lazy and ready to have some fun.

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Super Bowl 2004 was a good game but the entertainment got a little more attention I found the Janet Jackson Superbowl pics if you guys missed them and I also found a video.  HERE IS THE VIDEO. They also had a streaker strip down to a g-string you know that stupid ass is getting arrested. I will do a bigger update later.

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Super bowl 2004 baby. Panthers Vs. Patriots. Don't know what the fuck I'm doing but tom. but tom. is my great grandma's 92nd b-day that is old ya hear me. I hope I live that long. We were suppose to go to Copeland's but now she doesn't feel good so we are going to eat by her house. After that I have to find out what everybody is doing and go find somewhere to go watch the game. Might end up just going to Cafe I don't know.

Last night went to Cafe Banquette and met Scott and Nicole there and saw rehab victim Ryan Mena there they let him off on a two day holiday. I was surprised to see him because me and Scott were in the bar and we saw someone who looked exactly like him then five minutes later we see him outside of the bar it was really some weird shit. It was pretty packed and we stayed there till about 3. I had a good time.