YOU ARE FROM LOUISIANA IF............
1. You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.
2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette".
3. You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.
4. You know the meaning of a "Dulac Reeboks". (That would be a
pair of all white fishing boots)
5. You offer somebody a "Coke" and then ask them what kind:
Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7-Up?
6. You can name all of your 3rd cousins.
7. You plan your wedding around hunting season and LSU football.
8. You greet people with "Ha's ya momma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey
fine!"
9. Every so often, you have waterfront property.
10. When giving directions you use words like "Up 'da bayou",
"Down 'da bayou", "Cross 'da boyou", "Bayouside",
"Back-a-town", "In-town", "North-shore", and "West-bank".
11. When you refer to a geographical location, "Way up North,"
you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or
Monroe, "where it gets real cold!".
12. Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet
under.
13. You've ever had Community Coffee.
14. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it. (also
Opelousas, Pontchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya & Thibodaux).
15. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the
river than the top of your house.
16. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used. (Amen -You
Got dat rite!)
17. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you "A fried
oyster po-boy dressed is healthier than a Caesar salad".
18. You know the definition of "Dressed".
19. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash
it down
with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your
Stoop.
20. The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.
21. You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get
the crawfish smell off.
22. You're not afraid when someone wants to "Ax you something".
23. You go by "Ya-mom-en-'dems" on Good Friday for a crawfish
boil.
24. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a
National Holiday.
> > 25. You don't realize until high school what a "County" is.
26. You believe that purple, green and gold look good together
(and you will even eat things those colors).
27. You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people refer to
as windbreakers).
28. Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
29. You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to
represent your
baseball team. (Geaux Zephyrs!)
30. You have a ditch on at least one side of your property.
31. You have spent a summer on the "Old bridge" in Grand Isle
catching blue crabs.
32. You describe a color as "K&B Purple."
33. You like your rice and politics the same. (Dirty!)
34. When given the choice for Governor between a KKK leader and
Edwin
Edwards, it's a difficult decision.
35. You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Newawlins."
36. You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep
at night anyway.
37. You prefer "Skiing in the bayou".
38. You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.
39. You realize the rain forest is less humid than Louisiana.
40. You can list all the ingredients of a Gumbo or a Jambalaya .
41. You go to "'Da boat", but you don't plan on spending any
time over water.
42. When you're in Baton Rouge you know the difference between
the "Old bridge & the New bridge".
43. If you ever had to wait for the bridge to "come down" so you
can get home.
44. If you pull for the Saints (who else would)?
45. If you've ever been to a wedding and someone either danced
in a "#3 washtub or with a broom" and this was considered
normal.
46. You make your groceries, wash your dishes, or have an icebox.
47. You can't think of anybody that can cook better than your
momma!
48. You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony Chachere's"
(anytime)!!!!
49. You know an old person that can "treat" you for warts.
50. The four seasons in your year are: Crawfish, Shrimp, Crab
and King Cake.
New Orleans Saints Season Starts off this Friday.
Look for me there. Mike and Iggy are also going so if y'all hit
me up and tell me where you are sitting we an meet up. Also we
have seats on the 19th row of the plaza so if anything is open
your more than welcome to sit there.Saints are going to the
Super bowl this year I'm Just Kidding but this city would go
absolutely fucking crazy if they won the Super bowl or even to
play in the game. Anyway I think they are going to have a
good season and even know that that lose its still fun to go to
the games. Nacho's and beer is good enough for me.
How the hell did Anna Nicole lose all that
weight. She looks like she used to before. She had to do Meth or
something if that actually was her fat ass on the TV show
before. She was so fat before it wasn't funny now its like a
complete 360. People just don't lose weight that fast without
being on something. Whatever she did there are no signs of flab
or stretch marks anywhere so lets give a round of applause to
Anna Nicole for cleaning her self up and actually give us
something to look at on her show.
I don't know if yall have heard but someone
bruised the hell out of Paris Hilton and it is said to be Nick
Carter. But who the hell knows here are the pics. Paris Hilton
is another one of those uglies w/o makeup on. Here are the
Bruised Pics.
A
Little Drunk Are We?
What
the fuck was she thinking? Bug-eyed Bitch.
Self
Invitation
Reverse Oreo (Uh-oh Oreo)
A
Definite Fake But One Can Only Dream
Awesome Idea For Our Quarter
Best
Fucking Coffee Table Ever. I want one.
BOD LINKS
Great Advertising
Tara Reid and Paris Hilton Out on The Town
Wonder If
They Serve Wings Up There
Fucking Bad Drivers
Paining Google Fucking Amazing
Tom Green Show
Build Your Own George Bush
Britney's Love Nest
Traffic Jam Caused By 5mph Wheelchair
The Green Fairy
Worlds Biggest Wine Bottle
Chappelle Renews For 50 Million
Damn Ladder Moved
Pot Smoking Dolphins
How Much Gold Is In Goldschlager?
Make Your Own Custom Body Kit
Photoshop Beach Generator
Wow Priest and a Nun Horny
2000 Cup Beer Pong
Lindsey Denies Fake Boobs
You Ladies Better Start Drinking
I Want One
Single's Pillows
S.F. Man Says Be-Heading A Fake
Prisoner Glues Himself To Girlfriend
4 Charged For Killing Over An Xbox
If Microsoft Owned Nintendo
iPod vs. Cassette
168 Hours On A Treadmill For A Record
Rejected By His Wife Man Cuts His Own Penis Off
Bad Date? Cell Phone Could Help
