- Posted By Jeff

My Fist Time

My First Time

The sky was dark,

The moon was high,

All alone,

Just her and I.

Her hair so soft,

Her legs so fine,

I ran me fingers,

down her spine.

I didnt know how,

I tried my best,

To touch her breast.

I remembered my fear,

But slowly she spread,

Her legs apart,

And when she did,

I felt no shame.

All at once,

The white stuff came out!

At last. It's finished.

It's all over...

My first time,

Milking a cow.

  - Posted By Anthony

Bad Religion

So I went to a funeral today and of course I had to go through the whole church thing and I am catholic but I fell out of my religion a long time ago anyway so the priest basically said that life is short and we shouldn't morn over this death but focus on our own lives and become more religious and closer to god so we will go to heaven. Out of that I got well if you don't repent before u die and become closer to god then u will surly go to hell so straighten up your shit o yah and put some money in this basket while we pass it around. So a guy who works for the most corrupt system in the world is trying to tell me I should go listen to some child molester tell me how to live my life and let him tell me what’s right or wrong like I'm sure he knows because he is ordained by a higher power come one people there trying to control us there giving us an ultimatum. Think about it for years they tell us that if we are bad we go to hell if we are good we go to heaven what the fuck is that all about have your parents ever told u that if u do something they will punish you… sounds familiar cause it is it's a way of control they think that if the shove the consequences in our face that we will do their will. The government is the man they try to control everything about us how do we know they did not come up with this bible to control us yah we have free will but if u go to court for killing someone can u say well my religion says not to but also says I have free will so it makes it ok. No, not killing people is just a humane way of living all the commandments are but then they are going to shove the consequences in your face every Sunday to warn you. Ok now lets go another way with this let's say god is there and he is everything the church says he is. Mr. all knowing and all seeing creates everything from the marijuana plant to the cocaine seed or whatever its called but Mr. all knowing and all seeing knew we were going to smoke it and snort it but somehow the government wants to tell us we cant do it… why, why cant we do this…is it because it kills us well that wont work cause now mc Donald’s fries can kill us breathing in to hard can kill you laughing to much can kill you so religion is there but they are contradicted by the man. Mr. all knowing and all seeing knows what’s going to happen so every move we make is know but he allows it to happen does that go along with that whole free will thing so if he knew it was going to happen and he still created these people then it must be ok so the overly amount of fucked up people in the world were made by the same being we are supposed to worship once a week so we can be with him for all eternity…yah that's where I want to be. Religion is a really touchy subject and I hope I don't hurt any body's feelings but if u wants to have a debate about this with me you can email me. Wake up people the man can only feed you so much shit before your full of it…Amen

  - Posted By Jeff

Accident

I get a call from Austen today and he tells me he got in a wreck last night uptown. So I went over to his house to get some pictures. His truck is pretty much totaled depending on his insurance company. If he wasn't in his truck, if still had the PT he said that he wouldn't have made it out of that wreck. The truck from front to back side to side, has scratches all over it. The only thing that isn't really bad with the truck is the tailgate. He wants so put a Navigator front end on it if the truck isn't totaled but we shall see now here are the pictures.

  - Posted By Jeff

Johnny Chimpo

This week back to school has been pretty easy. No tests no homework. Mostly teachers talking about finals and all that school stuff. What sucked is I have had this headache for two weeks now. I finally went to the doctor Wednesday and he gave me some Allegra and told me to take some other stuff. Well it worked because my headache is gone but I still feel a little on the bad side.

mXc (Most Extreme Challenge) is back for another season. If you haven't seen this show you are missing out. Its a bunch of Japanese people doing all kinds of stupid events like running up a hill with a big ass boulder coming down it. Running across rolling type wheel things. Its funny the show is original filmed in Japan and is called Takeshi's Castle, but people in America picked up on the show and dubbed it in English with comedic comments. The show comes on Spike TV, and tonight is the season premiere and it comes on at 9 central time. If you haven't seen the show watch it tonight Tony Hawk is going to be guest starring on it. Right You are Ken.

Penis Request's a Raise

Penis Requests A Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Chappelle Show Season 2 is over boo hoo. Cant wait for the DVD.

I'm going to miss my favorite family the Niggars.

If you haven't seen the show you wont understand.

Check out these links

  - Posted By Jeff

Not much to say

Kind of stunned for words. Spring Break for me is officially over and will be returning back to school shortly in the next 3 days. Spring break was pretty fun. A lot of drinking, I think we finished off somewhere in the range of 25 cases of beer. It really felt like it I can tell you that. We had lots of fun we had a jet ski, went tubing, swam all kinds of shit it was fun. I bet it would be a lot better than going somewhere in Florida and getting 40 cases of beer poured out by the cop like my cousin did. It's all a part of having fun though.

I love my new phone (Nextel i730), well not really new but new to me. I don't know if you can tell the wallpaper says BOD on it with a Miller Lite bottle. I made that image and loaded onto my phone through a data cable. This phone is pretty much fully customizable, I can put .wav ring tones, wallpapers, different start up and turn off screens, change palette's of colors for menu's and stuff.  I have like 20 games on this bitch also. I mostly find them on Nextel Phone Forums like Howard Forums and IdenInsider. These forums are awesome. People make wallpapers and ring tones and stuff and you download them for free. It is a lot better than buying them from Nextel because there's suck and are in no comparison to what is out there. I had a problem before I got this phone I had an Nextel i90, well fucking Nextel discontinues the phone and you cant even buy the damn thing anymore. They also changed the SIM cards so they are not transferable from one phone to another with the new phones. They will work but they don't have all the features that the new SIM's do. It took me a while to look on eBay and find a phone that was brand new, unactivated and came with the original SIM card. Once I did all this I went to Nextel and they switched my service from my i90 to my i730. I loved the phone once I got it. Its the second color screen from Nextel. I didn't like the other one at all it was to big and bulky. This new phone is half the size of my i90. Nextel is also coming out with some other phones but they are coming out later in the year. They are also coming out with a Camera phone. I hate those damn things. They are stupid. Why does your phone need a camera? I have a digital camera and the picture is 100 times better than the crappy camera phones. If I ever have a change to get one of these phone trust me I will never use the camera. I will buy the phone for other reasons. Plus I bet those phones are going to become illegal pretty soon anyway.

That is it for now I will probably update later tomorrow. Nicole needs to update her damn site I am tired of reading the same damn thing. But I can't really say that because I don't update that much either. Sorry. Trust me the site will get better. You will see.

  - Posted By Jeff

Easter Sunday

Back from an exciting weekend at John's had time to put up the pictures check them out. Update later.

Spring Break Pics

  - Posted By Jeff

Spring Break

Off to be drunk and merry. Don't have much to say but check back with an update after Easter.

Should have a butt load of pictures, stories etc..

  - Posted By Jeff

Site Existence

This site seems to be raising a issue of debate among some parents and authorities. Lately I have been hearing a lot of stuff from different people about there parents not liking the site. They find it and look at all the content and are totally disgusted. For some parents this is a big deal other's find it amusing and a great source of entertainment. That is what the site is for. I started designing websites when I was young, and have slowly progressed and made enough money to make a real website a .net at that. This is a hobby of mine and I find it fun and interesting. This site is a way for me and my friends to view the history of what our friendship and good times have been. I think this is a very kick ass idea. A way for any one of anybody I meet to find out who I/we are and to view pictures of what we do. Not that many people know about this site, we get about at the most a couple thousand hits a month. This site has been around for 3 months. Not a year, this is not a very known site but it is making its way around and word it getting out and we will slowly progress to get bigger and better. I think this website it a great idea for a group of friends to have a name for themselves it might not be the best name but its a catchy phrase and its the only thing I could think of at the time and it seemed to just click with the group. This site has brought up a range of things among parents. They say things like gosh they have porno on there site. I have some pictures from some events that have brought up some controversy. You have to be 18 to look at these pictures stated in the Disclaimer and on the Image Gallery. I pretty much know for sure that if you are in a public place and you take a picture you do not have to get permission of that person unless they are directly involved in the situation, or if you are defaming that person. Getting naked in public automatically voids your right to having any consent over that image or video tape. Look at any site now a days on the internet or even turn on the TV, look at all the sex that is around on TV. Do you ever see an unattractive person on TV. Wonder why? People would turn the channel to because the person would be unattractive because sex sells it is proven. I'm not saying that this site is all about sex at all. I don't even want it to be a porno site or look like one. Some of the links that are on this page are linked to other site's around that  I or other people view. They might have some things that you wouldn't like to see but you know what. We look at them, when you are not around we look at them how do you think we know about all this stuff that is on the internet. The internet is a great place to learn information about many different things, it is also a great place for entertainment also. Everything is on the internet and every company has a website now a days. What does this mean. People are finding the internet as an easier place to find out about thing instead of calling or driving to whatever you are looking for. Parents you cannot get mad for having this site, first people have to find out about the site, then they have to look at the Image Galleries. Then what do they see people drinking and having a good time. We are all young we are having fun why we can. Why not record these events by taking pictures and having for example an online scrapbook. People who complain about the site see how hard it is to design a good looking website. Find images, edit, name, blah blah. Running a site is pretty hard work all the details are pretty much left you one person and only one person. Some people may help of help a lot but most of the work is on one person. Finally I come to the conclusion that, if you don't like what you see on this site close the X at the top of the screen. It will solve all you problems. Don't look at the site, don't worry about what is going on just act like you never saw it and you won't be any the wiser. Sorry for the people I have offended, I was just trying to entertain some of my friends to have something to look at in the future to look back at the past.

Oh yea check out the April Fools 106.7 Utopia Homemade Bikini Contest Gallery. That was update today.

Here is a picture of Scotts new tattoo if you haven't seen it yet.